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[title] => BUSH, FRANKS AND FEITH - SEND IN THE CLOWNS! *)
[time] => 2004-08-08 06:31:26
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[bodytext] => General Franks criticisms of top Pentagon aide Douglas Feith - who he said was 'getting a reputation.. as the dumbest guy on the planet' - were dismissed by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on Thursday. Mr Rumsfeld said Mr Feith, who is under secretary of defense for policy, was a 'rare talent' and called Gen Frank's criticisms 'kind of strange' -O/O/O/- Donald Feith The 'dumbest man on the planet'? Well yes, according to General Franks! But surely that's not right! Surely there's something wrong here…? Only ONE man fits THAT bill Remember the Texan with a bum steer? We can't have Mr Feith labeled so When there is another we ALREADY know! General Franks has sold us a dummy And misled the misleader bare-faced Rummy No one can take away that particular crown There is only ONE who is the GREATEST clown Old Bozo Bush the Best Buffoon Undisputed champion! Our Biggest goon! So how bright is Franks with his error bold? Is the light switched on in his head of gold? How perceptive is HE when he tells these lies? And out of Rummy gets a rise? Lions led by donkeys that's what the legend says Our proud troops let down in so many ways By two buffoons in high office now Who slaughter each day a holy cow To choose between them is not a chore Bush leads the pack but there are many more Rice, Powell, Wolfowitz too A real bunch of asses, a doleful crew From one to ten these incompetents march Toward catastrophe not a triumphal arch Perhaps there are fifty of these dopey diehards Hey! I know! Let's create some playing cards! The dopey fifty half a hundred clownish men No, let's including women that Toothy Rice, and then... Hunt them down and stand and laugh At their retarded behaviour and each gaff And in the end with a final fling Consign them to their rightful place... ...our local circus ring! -O/O/O/- It's official folks! U.S. President George W. Bush a big winner at World Stupidity Awards NELSON WYATT Canadian Press Friday, July 23, 2004 MONTREAL (CP) - The November elections may still be ahead of him but U.S. President George W. Bush came out a big winner Friday - at the World Stupidity Awards. Bush was a dominating presence at the second edition of the awards presented at the Just for Laughs comedy festival. Host Lewis Black, whose biting satire is a highlight of TV's The Daily Show, took pride in the recognition the United States received at the awards, saying: 'we are the gold standard.' Black said the awards 'celebrate the pros' and 'perfection in idiocy' because real stupidity is hard work. 'It's easy to fall down a manhole, it's easy to put the candles too close to the drapes, it's easy to launch a military invasion of another country based on a few blurry satellite photos,' he observed. 'This year my people, we scaled the Everest of stupidity and we stand upon its peak.' Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet. *) [comments] => 1 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 41 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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