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[aid] => mick
[title] => Anita Huggenstuff
[time] => 2004-08-01 03:49:34
[hometext] => **** Well.... it seems the disease that Chelsea (liquidsunshine) is infected with of late - is.... well... contagious! I can't believe I'm posting this!*****
[bodytext] => Anita, Anita - when you meeta
You’ll think she’s nothing that special
For she’s rather plain, an average Jane
But to get your attention, she’s quite able
She went to a meeting, a social greeting
Hoping to make new connections
She headed for the city, humming a ditty
Unaware she was in for affection
She wore a nametag, and like a flag
She waved it right front of their faces
As other guests arrived, there by her side
Unknowing she requested their embraces
As they read her name, they all did same
Each one gave her a squeeze and a kiss
To Anita’s delight, it continued all night
‘Twas just like she had always wished!
So unexpected, she’d never of guessed it
That they would all find her impressive
To stupid to know, she remained all aglow
Until one of them up and confessed it
It wasn’t heartfelt, and although misspelt
They seemed instructions, sure enough
With what her note stated, they felt obligated
So they just gave her a hug and stuff!
_____________________________
Ok.... yeh..... Please forgive me for this!
SNM
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[ratings] => 6
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Anita Huggenstuff
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Silent-No-More
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Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 03:49:34 AM in AEST
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Anita, Anita - when you meeta
You’ll think she’s nothing that special
For she’s rather plain, an average Jane
But to get your attention, she’s quite able
She went to a meeting, a social greeting
Hoping to make new connections
She headed for the city, humming a ditty
Unaware she was in for affection
She wore a nametag, and like a flag
She waved it right front of their faces
As other guests arrived, there by her side
Unknowing she requested their embraces
As they read her name, they all did same
Each one gave her a squeeze and a kiss
To Anita’s delight, it continued all night
‘Twas just like she had always wished!
So unexpected, she’d never of guessed it
That they would all find her impressive
To stupid to know, she remained all aglow
Until one of them up and confessed it
It wasn’t heartfelt, and although misspelt
They seemed instructions, sure enough
With what her note stated, they felt obligated
So they just gave her a hug and stuff!
_____________________________
Ok.... yeh..... Please forgive me for this!
SNM
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by nexxa on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 03:52:11 AM AEST
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rotlfmao why would you not post this? its great and silly and makes me smile lol your talents are never ending SNM and its good to know that we all can write on the lighter side of things :) well done!!
Huggs for and Anita hehe
Nexxa |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by pixie on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 04:58:38 AM AEST
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hahahaha this is great SNM, Whatever Chelsea is spreading is wonderful :)
pixie xx |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by lostinmyself on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 06:20:33 AM AEST
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LMAO!!!!
Im not sure if this is a nonsense bug, or just a chelsea bug that seems to be flying around. lol.
I love this. lol!!
And we forgive you. lol
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by liquidsunshine on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 10:09:02 AM AEST
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**Assumes a voice as if she's just won a grammy (which is her dream, you know) and you know those people are always crying like ninnies, so of course she's added in the fake little sobs**
I'd like to first of all thank Mick for starting this site.
I'd like to thank Kie, wildejohnny, Fionndruinne (Andrew-- Might I someday call him handy dandy andy? or maybe just dandy andy... *wow* i've lost it), Wachumiri (David, of course), and holderofthestone. I thank them because they're the ones who commented on my first poem on the site.
I'd like to thank Philomena and SNM for staying with me and going mad with me and laughing...uh...er... AT me...
Lots of love and peace be with you,
Chelsea
I mean Anita |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 12:43:46 PM AEST
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Well, this is adorable. LMBO. At least it is a happy bug. Enjoy.
Rita |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 02:32:45 PM AEST
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ROFLMFAO!!!brilliant poem, as you have probably guessed i love all this silly stuff, MORE PLEASE!!!
wildejohnny. |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by holderofthestone on
Sunday, 1st August 2004 @ 06:42:26 PM AEST
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| classy... this is wonderful (grins from ear to ear) im glad you posted this, gave me a good reason to smile. adorable A++++ |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by theMoth on
Tuesday, 3rd August 2004 @ 12:33:13 PM AEST
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| You're silly. But I like it.--Mothy |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Essentially9 on
Wednesday, 4th August 2004 @ 09:45:44 PM AEST
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very funny. great write. but i must say this is an unforgivable write =]
your so called worst is still better than mine! |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Fionndruinne on
Saturday, 7th August 2004 @ 04:33:09 PM AEST
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Haha! This is great, SNM. I loved it. And yes, I think Chelsea is rubbing off on us all. Scary thought.
Andrew |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by MoonlitMyst on
Monday, 9th August 2004 @ 08:30:55 PM AEST
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| Wow... it's amazing how dull insomnia can make a person. I sat here several moments trying to figure out what her "note" read, before it struck me, "Anita Huggenstff/I need a hug n' stuff." I think I've got myself a new knock knock joke for my daughter. :) Nice, airy poem after some of the more somber ones. Thank you! |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 10th August 2004 @ 05:53:14 PM AEST
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I'm glad you posted it too!
Very light and upliftingly funny.
Just one question...Whats the stuff?...:) |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Quiet_Waters on
Wednesday, 11th August 2004 @ 06:23:38 PM AEST
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( rolls eyes ) lol, this was a very imaginative poem and gave me a good laugh. Thank you
QW |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 12th August 2004 @ 09:31:13 AM AEST
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I like this just fine,
but if this poem were mine
I'd have my Anita
hold a bright, neon sign
Stitch |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by venkat on
Friday, 13th August 2004 @ 02:11:48 AM AEST
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| ohhoo what a pleasant write..she is a hug bug...venkat |
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Re: Anita Huggenstuff
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 21st May 2006 @ 01:13:12 AM AEST
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Heeheehee...I'm wondering why you would need forgiveness....uh, but you're forgiven???  [photobucket.com]
Seemed quite cute to me. :-)
Thank you,
Timmy
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