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Lets talk about Snow White and the the nine festive artachoke boilers instead.
They all died in a unforutnate shopping cart ride accident
The ministry of mechanical kumquaits has more advanced technology than Captain Yorkshire the wonder ape
Saddam Hussein is a out of control ex-gameshow host in a itchy parrot outfit.
Prepare yourself for the death defying midget aquarium or you will bebombarded by a kamakazi rickshaw puller.
Some indians have migrated to the jungle to live in igloo's.
Don't play the game Mousetrap with nerds in the dark, they will cheat.
A sweet, innocent looking, fuzzy bunny was purposley crushed bya fifty ft. steel beam.
Zero Percent of disgruntled overlords will most likley die when they are done reading this poem.
Nobody ever knew Attila the Hun ate tofu and navy beans
Adolf Hitler enjoyed coloring books and invented sock puppets
Apperantly, tough and rugged gun slingers of the old west hate it when you call them cupcake [comments] => 4 [counter] => 233 [topic] => 7 [informant] => abnormal [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Squash Pickers Of The World Unite An Ode To Funny Business

Contributed by abnormal on Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 02:47:30 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Not so long ago in a evil plastic surgeon's dungeon right next to a neon sign shaped like a over populated rectangle head.
Lets talk about Snow White and the the nine festive artachoke boilers instead.
They all died in a unforutnate shopping cart ride accident
The ministry of mechanical kumquaits has more advanced technology than Captain Yorkshire the wonder ape
Saddam Hussein is a out of control ex-gameshow host in a itchy parrot outfit.
Prepare yourself for the death defying midget aquarium or you will bebombarded by a kamakazi rickshaw puller.
Some indians have migrated to the jungle to live in igloo's.
Don't play the game Mousetrap with nerds in the dark, they will cheat.
A sweet, innocent looking, fuzzy bunny was purposley crushed bya fifty ft. steel beam.
Zero Percent of disgruntled overlords will most likley die when they are done reading this poem.
Nobody ever knew Attila the Hun ate tofu and navy beans
Adolf Hitler enjoyed coloring books and invented sock puppets
Apperantly, tough and rugged gun slingers of the old west hate it when you call them cupcake




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Re: Squash Pickers Of The World Unite An Ode To Funny Business (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 11:45:47 PM AEST
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Don't play the game Mousetrap with nerds in the dark, they will cheat.

(they're a bit like that at monopoly too)
good crazy stuff keep 'em coming.

wildejohnny.


Re: Squash Pickers Of The World Unite An Ode To Funny Business (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 25th July 2004 @ 11:55:19 PM AEST
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Hey, I like squash blossoms with dinner. If they find any I would appreciate a call.

I think you better talk to Stitch about "Saddam Hussein is a out of control ex-gameshow host in a itchy parrot outfit.". She might take offense at this as she occasionally wears a parrot suit!

Rita


Re: Squash Pickers Of The World Unite An Ode To Funny Business (User Rating: 1 )
by gery_giggles on Monday, 26th July 2004 @ 04:19:11 AM AEST
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teehee....this poem is funny
'Apperantly, tough and rugged gun slingers of the old west hate it when you call them cupcake'
that got me giggling. great poem.i wonder where you go the idea
luv always


Re: Squash Pickers Of The World Unite An Ode To Funny Business (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 26th July 2004 @ 12:09:40 PM AEST
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strange and highly entertaining, i dont think any tough guys like being called cupcakes, kinda universal, lol, hugs n' love nessa

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