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[aid] => mick
[title] => JUST TOO HIGH
[time] => 2004-07-24 22:18:45
[hometext] => I can certainly empathize with this one. When I was a widow, I had one son and two daughters. Guess who had to take him into the urinals? He didn't want to go into the ladies restroom, he thought he was too grown-up for that!
[bodytext] =>  "JUST TOO HIGH!" Food packages are smaller, but the price goes higher and higher Prices on gas are astronomical Water bills too high, it's become crucial! Two young teachers wanted to treat..... They gathered their 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, Field trip to the famous Churchill Downs, complete! Questions about the thoroughbred horses, answers. It came time to take the children to the restrooms. The teacher assigned to the boys waited outside. A Little boy came out and told her what no one presumes? "The urinals are too high, I can't reach," he replied!" Having no choice, she went with the boys to assist. Helping them with their pants, she picked each one up. Holding their little "wee wees" so they wouldn't miss. Some were lighter than others, hard job, close up After helping about six, this last one was different. Heavier, well endowed--trying not to notice, he was the seventh "You must be in the 5th grade?" she said in a moment. "No," he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the eleventh!" Created by Lovingcritters July 18, 2004 This story came to me in an email..... the poem is mine.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is my most embarrassing moment in my entire 67 years. When my husband was going to the University of Wyoming for his Master's degree in EE, we lived in Student housing.....The apts all looked alike and the two doors for two apts were side by side. (like this l l l) One day coming home from work I had a big sack of groceries up over my eyes. I didn't want to put the sack down so just opened the screen door and let myself in. (this was in the 60's no one locked their doors.) The minute I opened the door, I knew I was in the wrong apartment.....and tried to back out, but not before the couple that lived there jumped up and she screamed. They were making "mad passionate" love on their couch! Talk about being embarrassed! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This should be fun, when you comment tell us your most embarrassing moment, if you have one and want to tell us. "Embarrassing Smiles" [comments] => 9 [counter] => 251 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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