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[title] => FARTS ARE FUNNY
[time] => 2004-07-18 14:08:43
[hometext] => It's not easy to admit, I have this terrible problem..........
[bodytext] => 
'Tis better to burp and bare the shame......
Than not to burp and bare the pain!
I might add, relieving flatus is the same!
A malady that troubles me, hard to sustain!
When I get terribly nervous for any reason.
No matter how hard I try, I'm flatus' bitten.
True, when someone farts we all laugh!
It's extremely painful for the fartee' --like Staph!
For the infection Staph, is hard to rid!
Same with flatus, more often it's just slid______.
Uncomfortable, has a mind of it's own, it seems.
Accidentally, just let one be heard, blasphemes!
When you get old, your smell and hearing,
Even with a hearing aid, begin blurring.
That's what scares me so, am I farting, and
not able to know?
Who am I offending? A sudden laugh.....
causes me much sorrow!
Especially when nothing has been said!!!
Created by
Lovingcritters
July 18, 2004
I feel like this poor dear.............
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor
I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't
bother me too much. My farts never smell, and are
always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least
20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't
know I was farting because they don't smell, and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back
to see me next week.."
The next week the little old lady comes back, "Doctor,"
she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now
my farts........although still silent......stink terribly!"
The Doctor says,
"Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work
on your hearing!"
*Sneaky Smiles!"
______________________________________________________________________
"A fart shows Nature has a sense of humor too!
~unknown~
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[counter] => 230
[topic] => 7
[informant] => lovingcritters
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[ratings] => 2
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FARTS ARE FUNNY
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 02:08:43 PM in AEST
Topic:
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'Tis better to burp and bare the shame......
Than not to burp and bare the pain!
I might add, relieving flatus is the same!
A malady that troubles me, hard to sustain!
When I get terribly nervous for any reason.
No matter how hard I try, I'm flatus' bitten.
True, when someone farts we all laugh!
It's extremely painful for the fartee' --like Staph!
For the infection Staph, is hard to rid!
Same with flatus, more often it's just slid______.
Uncomfortable, has a mind of it's own, it seems.
Accidentally, just let one be heard, blasphemes!
When you get old, your smell and hearing,
Even with a hearing aid, begin blurring.
That's what scares me so, am I farting, and
not able to know?
Who am I offending? A sudden laugh.....
causes me much sorrow!
Especially when nothing has been said!!!
Created by
Lovingcritters
July 18, 2004
I feel like this poor dear.............
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor
I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't
bother me too much. My farts never smell, and are
always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least
20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't
know I was farting because they don't smell, and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back
to see me next week.."
The next week the little old lady comes back, "Doctor,"
she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now
my farts........although still silent......stink terribly!"
The Doctor says,
"Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work
on your hearing!"
*Sneaky Smiles!"
______________________________________________________________________
"A fart shows Nature has a sense of humor too!
~unknown~
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lovingcritters
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by Jenni_K on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 02:17:03 PM AEST
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Thanks for the laughs, Connie..much needed today!!
Jenni |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by Ilhar on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 03:01:29 PM AEST
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going to print this one out for mom
love it
Shari |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by holderofthestone on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 03:18:55 PM AEST
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quite funny, a much needed laugh. thanks for sharing although some may not
get or appreciate it. |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 04:05:17 PM AEST
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You know, growing up in my house, that was considered the *F* word. Unlike today and what the F stands for. lol Ok This was funny and cute to boot.Now I'm too young to wear depends, so what do I do now that you made my pee seep through??? lmho!!!!!! j/k!!!teeheehee
Love ya!!!!!!!!!!
Angel alwaysssssssss.........joni 0:-) |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 08:48:41 PM AEST
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Well, baby farts are funny!!! LOL
Rita |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by Stitch on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 09:37:37 PM AEST
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ConSue, you are tooooooo much!
My husband is SBD (silent but deadly).
I am LBO (loud but odorless).
My daughter can outburp a sailor.
LOL!
Stitch |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by LOWMAN613 on
Sunday, 18th July 2004 @ 11:22:46 PM AEST
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I laughed so hard because Leanns got the gas tonite!
Rob is Loud but deadly!
How cute & funny this was! Christina |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by katyqueen35 on
Monday, 19th July 2004 @ 12:27:25 AM AEST
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Ahahahaha that is so funny ...
great write as always.... |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by BrandySwanson on
Monday, 19th July 2004 @ 12:38:49 AM AEST
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Lmao oh my gosh I've not laughed this hard in a long time thanks I'm glad I seen this poem and read it. I needed a good laugh. kinda cheered me up a little. * still laughing * lol
great poem good job
Brandy |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by AspenGlow on
Monday, 19th July 2004 @ 05:52:44 AM AEST
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OMG MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!!!!
There is nothing short of sweet, than an elevator, or a supermarket isle, after a meal of the sweet pinto.......ode to that wonderful, playful food, so good and nutrishous, and so much fun, so have two helpings, and share with everyone!!!!!
Thank you so much for sharing this. |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by venkat on
Monday, 19th July 2004 @ 06:13:40 AM AEST
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| ha,ha.. |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by pixie on
Monday, 19th July 2004 @ 06:31:46 AM AEST
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hehehe your poems always cheer me up when I am down Con sue.. this is amzingly funny lolololol
takecare, you lil' friend,
pixie xx |
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Re: FARTS ARE FUNNY
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by emystar on
Thursday, 29th July 2004 @ 02:23:40 AM AEST
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Mom,
U r quiet the charactor.
Now I see why nuthing I write a bout shocks u.
If it's all the same I live alone so it really don't matter.
many smiles, much luv,
your brat,
emy |
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