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Array ( [sid] => 55813 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => How to Get a Man [time] => 2004-07-12 08:47:27 [hometext] => There are no showers for wallflowers [bodytext] => On a scale of one to ten,
it's for you I have a yen,
I'd be willing to invest,
anything at your request.

One time I took first step
It turned out to be a schlep,
No more will I be cursed,
Like I was when I stepped first.

So my dear, it's how I feel
If you'd like to make a deal,
Blunt or hint, just let me know,
And I'll set the wheels in mo'

Any gal who likes a guy,
play it open, don't be sly,
Being sly will get you naught.
Be up front, the ring is bought. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 164 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
How to Get a Man

Contributed by norm on Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 08:47:27 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



On a scale of one to ten,
it's for you I have a yen,
I'd be willing to invest,
anything at your request.

One time I took first step
It turned out to be a schlep,
No more will I be cursed,
Like I was when I stepped first.

So my dear, it's how I feel
If you'd like to make a deal,
Blunt or hint, just let me know,
And I'll set the wheels in mo'

Any gal who likes a guy,
play it open, don't be sly,
Being sly will get you naught.
Be up front, the ring is bought.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-07-12 08:47:27]
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Re: How to Get a Man (User Rating: 1 )
by Kristina_Simpson_Stewart on Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 10:03:40 AM AEST
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That's a cute poem. :)


Re: How to Get a Man (User Rating: 1 )
by liquidsunshine on Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 01:33:55 PM AEST
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Norm,
I've always been rather pleased by your work.
This one is a cute one to add to your collection.
Lots of love and peace be with you,

Chelsea


Re: How to Get a Man (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Monday, 12th July 2004 @ 02:35:31 PM AEST
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Well, thank you dear friend for all your well-being advice.
I've been looking all over for man....now you tell me to entice?
Well, that's a switch I must admit
Don't be sly.......I'm as sly as I can get
Where do you buy the rings?
Really cute Norm
love
consue




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