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[aid] => mick
[title] => It's Prilosec Time
[time] => 2002-10-24 18:30:00
[hometext] => This is a social comment on those recent pharmaceutical commercials where they say "You absolutely need this pill, but we won't tell you what it does or what it's for. But despite that, go talk to your doctor and pay us because you will die if you don't take our useless pill."
[bodytext] => I’ve got some time to kill.
Let’s go pop a purple pill. I don’t really know Just what it does, But I hope my mom Don’t call the fuzz When she find’s out I’m carrying this around. They’ll ship me off To Prince Edward Sound And feed me to The polar bears, So drug dealers, Please be aware Next time you snort An angel’s hair. And take a drive Up Billy Hill This one will crack Your virgin will So take just one More little pill, And wake up cold, In dirt, and still. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 38 [informant] => Butterat_Zool [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Tributes )
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