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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Smelly Katt
[time] => 2004-07-10 16:53:38
[hometext] => A bit of fluff...true ...Katt Tales
[bodytext] => Well on the Ligther Side I thought I' d write a bit of fluff about the Katts I live with in my big huge house. They know all the gossip They knew all the news My Gosh Good Golly They Know all the Affairs . I laugh when I hear them chatting Its really not fair that the others miss their conversations that they are having Only I can hear.... Sam he's the Thinker O.J. just a Duh Ozzie Mon he's a Wild One And Butts just got over Extraction. A Very Toothy Affair.. Pull a seat up and read on while I tell of Butts tale I call this A Visit to the Dentist From a Cats point of view. Description Gray Brown Tabby 12 years today Healthy and right weight But oh how he smelt when he came your way. For the last couple years he semed alright his breath a little smelly .....but hey he"s a cat rite. Well a another year later He still was Quite Stinky ! When he came to talk to all in the morning. And it didn't get much better as the day crept on . Then three years later It was finally Gettin Noticed by family and friend a like. When that Butter Butts came around A strange pungent aroma filled the room. Well its the fourth and final year . Old Smelly Katt- he's still here. I can"t Stand Any More. So to the friendly Vet. My Butter Butts was bound. Now Vets, at least, this one, He was used to because, This Wasn't his First Go Round. And his humans , namely Me, Decided enuff with the shots a Operation is bound . So Now he is so much better his breath no longer smells . When he walks in a room . No one , but me notices. He can breath all around. The Doc was kind enuff to Leave his Four Canines . To give shape to his integrity, I prayed . When he speaks Now Its Not All toothless and No Pain. His fierce Canines tell the Other Katts , He's still King. I think it was the the best Thousand Dollars * I ever spent. No Regrets. Whisper. * His Minds an Open Vat. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 5 [informant] => whisper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => ChildrensPoetry )
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