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[aid] => mick
[title] => I am Stoney's Lovemuscle
[time] => 2004-07-09 11:38:06
[hometext] => My little friend speaks out...
[bodytext] => When I was just A little peckerwood I kept mostly to myself But when Stoney 'n me Reached puberty Mr Hand became Our steadfast friend We're proud that When we joined The navy We got to see a lot of action Then, after getting married The action sharply dropped To the odd skirmish Now, after many years In the marriage trenches We're simply peacekeepers i.e., don't ask and I won't have to say no Notice in Stoney's local paper: Mercenery for Hire! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 200 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Stoney1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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