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[sid] => 54735
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Spanking
[time] => 2004-07-04 11:59:13
[hometext] => I wrote this off the cuff during the course of a poetry challenge. It's kind of saucy.
[bodytext] => In our town There is a house And in that house There is a room The room's Reserved for special clients With bottoms soft And enticingly pliant There is a girl With a strong right arm Bright as a button Fresh off the farm And on a table Covered with lace Her tools are arrayed Each, in its place There are belts with studs, There are belts with buckles, There are paddles and shackles And an old set of brass knuckles Here you'll be punished To your heart's desire She'll even suspend A forty lb weight from your wire For the right price You'll be beaten and thrashed Just as long as your wallet Is bulging with cold cash So if its fun you want And your taste runs to spanking Just fork over your dough She'll soon have you wanking. Stoney [comments] => 2 [counter] => 161 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Stoney1 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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