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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => My Date With KaZaA
[time] => 2004-07-01 21:48:03
[hometext] => Please do not read if you don't like to read humorous, (kind of) gross things. All things are not true, and I only wrote this for a giggle or two.
[bodytext] => Everything quiet Just what I like I logged on kazaa For an adventurous night I searched for "fat chicks" 500 + files Oh ya this is nice Time to get wild I started to download 20 or more And took of my pants To get ready for war I grabbed a napkin So to not make a mess 2 files are done Lets take a test I opened one up 17 seconds long Oh this isn't fun She's just wearing a thong I then opened the next Oh this looked real good She weighed like a ton! I got a big wood I attacked like a jack rabbit So fast with feirce power Oh ya baby This porn was an hour But after 10 seconds It was all said and done Tomorrow night kazaa And we can have some more fun [comments] => 1 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => stampede38 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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