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[title] => THE ODD COUPLE
[time] => 2004-06-18 07:43:58
[hometext] => Almighty God with His infinite wisdom knew not to put Moses and Noah together! They would have ruined his whole plan for the world!
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"THE ODD COUPLE"
We can be so glad, that Noah and Moses
Were not on the Ark at the same time.
Neither of them would have ended up famous!
They both would have committed a grave crime!
For Noah was a sea-faring man.....
Moses parted the sea while he walked on dry land.
It's a good thing they lived different time periods.
They couldn't have saved millions with combined methods.
However; listen, they exchanged each other's life style
When Moses was a babe, he floated on the Nile....
Noah, a "dry-land man," built an Ark to float on the flood.
Moses walked on dry land, when the Red Sea he parted.
Imagine for one hilarious moment in this rhyme.
If they had been on the same Ark at the same time?
Moses would have yelled, "Part it!" loud and clear.
Noah in his waterproof Ark yelled, "Put it back
down," I'm saving animals here!!!
Moses would have insisted he was saving people.
"What is more important Noah, people or cattle?"
Noah would have yelled, "But Moses, I must save the animals!"
Moses yelled, "Men, woman, and children are better than gerbils!"
"Well, your so-called boat is not big enough for both!" Moses declared!
"Hey Moses that's a good idea, with people,
saves shoveling all that animal poop!"
They both started throwing the animals overboard, none were spared!
Millions with Moses climbed aboard the Ark, pretty heavy group!
Moses then gave the command, "Come together Red Sea!"
Walls of pure water whirled, swirled, twirled, and unfurled!
"Oh, No!!!" Moses and Noah yelled, "Too heavy is she!!!"
Down, Down, Down, the Ark plunged, all drowned.
END OF THE WORLD!!!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
June 18, 2004
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"The remarkable thing is that we really love
our neighbor as ourselves; we do unto others
as we do unto ourselves. We hate others
when we hate ourselves. We are tolerant
toward others when we tolerate ourselves.
We forgive others when we forgive
ourselves. We are prone to sacrifice others
when we are ready to sacrifice ourselves."
~Eric Hoffman~
"Wet Smiles"
P.S. I was saved to write this poem!
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THE ODD COUPLE
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lovingcritters
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Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 07:43:58 AM in AEST
Topic:
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"THE ODD COUPLE"
We can be so glad, that Noah and Moses
Were not on the Ark at the same time.
Neither of them would have ended up famous!
They both would have committed a grave crime!
For Noah was a sea-faring man.....
Moses parted the sea while he walked on dry land.
It's a good thing they lived different time periods.
They couldn't have saved millions with combined methods.
However; listen, they exchanged each other's life style
When Moses was a babe, he floated on the Nile....
Noah, a "dry-land man," built an Ark to float on the flood.
Moses walked on dry land, when the Red Sea he parted.
Imagine for one hilarious moment in this rhyme.
If they had been on the same Ark at the same time?
Moses would have yelled, "Part it!" loud and clear.
Noah in his waterproof Ark yelled, "Put it back
down," I'm saving animals here!!!
Moses would have insisted he was saving people.
"What is more important Noah, people or cattle?"
Noah would have yelled, "But Moses, I must save the animals!"
Moses yelled, "Men, woman, and children are better than gerbils!"
"Well, your so-called boat is not big enough for both!" Moses declared!
"Hey Moses that's a good idea, with people,
saves shoveling all that animal poop!"
They both started throwing the animals overboard, none were spared!
Millions with Moses climbed aboard the Ark, pretty heavy group!
Moses then gave the command, "Come together Red Sea!"
Walls of pure water whirled, swirled, twirled, and unfurled!
"Oh, No!!!" Moses and Noah yelled, "Too heavy is she!!!"
Down, Down, Down, the Ark plunged, all drowned.
END OF THE WORLD!!!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
June 18, 2004
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The remarkable thing is that we really love
our neighbor as ourselves; we do unto others
as we do unto ourselves. We hate others
when we hate ourselves. We are tolerant
toward others when we tolerate ourselves.
We forgive others when we forgive
ourselves. We are prone to sacrifice others
when we are ready to sacrifice ourselves."
~Eric Hoffman~
"Wet Smiles"
P.S. I was saved to write this poem!
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lovingcritters
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Ilhar on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 07:49:28 AM AEST
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interesting concept
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 08:04:55 AM AEST
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Oh my goodness!!! This was wonderfully done!!! We have alot of "pairs" in the bible, but this is one pair that would of just ended it all for all of us!!! But thank goodness you were saved! In so.....you SAVED us all!!!!!! :-)
Angel always...godspeed...joni |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Kie on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 08:09:48 AM AEST
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This made me smile! A very interesting, witty, humorous poem.
Great pic as well.
Loved it.
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by JT on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 10:03:43 AM AEST
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great write. gets the imagination runnin
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by pixie on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 10:20:08 AM AEST
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hehehhe great poem, very intresting write
pixie xx |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by mountainhigh on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 11:58:24 AM AEST
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| Best laugh I've had in a while, thanks for sharing this. |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 12:26:31 PM AEST
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What a wit you have. I never really thought about it before, how funny!
Hugs,
Rita |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Elizabeth_Dandy on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 02:47:42 PM AEST
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Great write! great imagination.
Its the imagination that really tickles. Great picture too.
ou seem to have a knack for the naughty. Good for you.
Enjoyed it a lot and thanks for sharing
May both bless you, Noah as well as Mosies and spread their mantle over you.
Elizabeth |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Stitch on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 05:00:08 PM AEST
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You were saved for so many reasons, but this poem was one of the more delightful ones! What a wonderful and hilarious write!
What a thought!
Stitch |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 05:06:27 PM AEST
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oh dear.............. and what if samson and cleopatra had met? or mary got together with him instead? you could go on and on with this type of poetry:) hugs n' love nessa
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by lovingcritters on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 05:53:36 PM AEST
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Thanking Nessa very much for that great idea......You are right I could turn things around completely.......what hilarity! Might just do that!
Great idea Ladyfawn....you've inspired me to write another poem!
We need more smiles anyway!~
Thanks again
lovingcritters
ConSue
I especially love to write about Adam and Eve....since they got us where we are today! teehee! |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by ladyfawn on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 06:06:50 PM AEST
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hehe, okies connie girl, cant wait!! ill try to think of more bible people! lol hugs n' love nessa
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 07:21:00 PM AEST
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ok.....let's get peter, paul and mary together! lol
Just kidding! Yes, I came back to read it again and again! Thanks for the smile!
Angelalways! teeheehee joni |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by emystar on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 11:48:09 PM AEST
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Jus goes to show u. U can please some of the people some time but U can't please all the people all the time.
Good write, Mom. Very creative thinking.
luv your brat,
emy |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Archie on
Saturday, 19th June 2004 @ 10:13:25 AM AEST
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| Comical indeed. |
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Re: THE ODD COUPLE
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by Gentledove on
Saturday, 10th July 2004 @ 08:07:37 PM AEST
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you are right. God knew what he was doing. Thank the heavens above.
Gentledove |
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