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The Members of the Depression Fan Club
Contributed by
yellow_sundragon
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Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 06:39:09 PM in AEST
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She stands up quickly and calls the meeting to order,
Starts of with collecting the dues, a quarter,
The leader stands and says "My name's Rorri,
And if you listen closely, here's my story."
All around the circle they stop and look,
For this could only have come out of a book,
"When I was five I cut myself on a saw,
And found out that we're only meat that's raw."
She sits and asks who wants to go next,
A man stands and reads from his text:
"I've never had any of these feelings per say,
But I have been prosecuted, well, I'm gay."
Everyone chuckles a little bit,
Except the leader, she's having a fit,
"I'm sorry sir, your in the wrong room,
What you want's down the hall, behind the door marked 'Doom' ".
The man stays and says "let me try again,
I'm twenty-eight, and my name is Ben.
I've been taking anti-depressions my whole life,
I live on my own, I got kicked out by my wife."
Everyone looks around, all confused,
"I thought you were gay!" they all accused,
"Well, I was just trying to fit in!"
I'm at the back, sporting a grin.
I start the chant "faker", it turns to a shout,
The leader's had enough, and kicks him out.
She takes a big breath and tries to stay strong,
And says "oh, boy, this is all going wrong."
We finally get through all of the confessions,
Before the leader says we've all got depression.
We all laugh to relieve the stress,
Then we wipe our hands of this mess.
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by apollo on
Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 06:47:38 PM AEST
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different. but nevertheless talanted. this was good!
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by deadbloodyrose on
Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 06:58:44 PM AEST
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| i found it humerous.. and a good write...nice job.. AMI JO |
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by STRaNGe_LiNDSeY on
Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 07:02:49 PM AEST
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Very Funny. Clever write. Well done.
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by Rakerman1999 on
Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 08:16:35 PM AEST
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lol...well I enjoyed this immensely. Very clever writing.
Very well done
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 17th June 2004 @ 09:49:16 PM AEST
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This is so cute. Reminds me a lot of meetings I have chaired. You should do life comedy more often.
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by pixie on
Friday, 18th June 2004 @ 06:42:52 AM AEST
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hehehehe great write
pixie xx |
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 16th November 2004 @ 07:31:44 AM AEST
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lmao!!!!! I love it! can I join? huh? huh? We get to kick men out tooo *grins* ok, calmed down now lol. Seriously it gave me a giggle, excellent
You sis
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Re: The Members of the Depression Fan Club
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by DarkFaerie on
Wednesday, 15th February 2006 @ 09:03:50 PM AEST
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| this made me giggle. great write. : ) |
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