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is a shade of terra cotta
And it turns a rusty pink
when I'm standing by the sink

It also should be noted
and ofttimes it's quoted
That vicious little goblins
are the cause of all my problems.

There is not much more to say
'bout the topics of the day,
Therefore I'd like to close
As I write of all my woes.

Incidentally, my Bentley,
Which is used to carry gentry,
On Saturday to tea
With the queen of Araby.

Is now in for repairs
caused by mice or polar bears.
When it winds up being greased
It is ready to be leased. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

My Medulla and the Bentley

Contributed by norm on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 09:49:48 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

My medulla oblongata
is a shade of terra cotta
And it turns a rusty pink
when I'm standing by the sink

It also should be noted
and ofttimes it's quoted
That vicious little goblins
are the cause of all my problems.

There is not much more to say
'bout the topics of the day,
Therefore I'd like to close
As I write of all my woes.

Incidentally, my Bentley,
Which is used to carry gentry,
On Saturday to tea
With the queen of Araby.

Is now in for repairs
caused by mice or polar bears.
When it winds up being greased
It is ready to be leased.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-06-14 09:49:48]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: My Medulla and the Bentley (User Rating: 1 )
by slayer_015 on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 10:00:54 AM AEST
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that was quite possibly the best poem i've ever read.
HAhahahahaha!
Thanks for the laugh,
don't you ever quit writing poems,
you are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian

Re: My Medulla and the Bentley (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 11:14:55 AM AEST
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love the whimsy and easy flow - clever.

Re: My Medulla and the Bentley (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 12:53:05 PM AEST
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ahhhhhhhh I love it Norm!
michelle

Re: My Medulla and the Bentley (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 12:53:36 PM AEST
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oh, norm this is fantastic! your style and flow are excellent and all round this is so adorable!! love it:) hugs n' love nessa

@->>->:-

Re: My Medulla and the Bentley (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Monday, 14th June 2004 @ 02:38:33 PM AEST
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Oh Norm you get more like him everyday....the poet you know that you write like in everyway.
This was hilarious, my dear friend......such a wonderful imagination you have, and you help me to laugh each day.
Thank you Norm, for once again just plain "Blowing me away!"
Love
consue

Re: My Medulla and the Bentley (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Tuesday, 15th June 2004 @ 05:41:12 PM AEST
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My Mercedes has been torqued
and taken to New York
In a garage it quiety resides
and rusts out on the sides.
Stitch

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