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[aid] => mick
[title] => A hump on my back
[time] => 2004-06-11 14:29:17
[hometext] => I told this girl i want loads 'Je vous veux pour toujours' and i though of camels, WtF?
[bodytext] => Im a crazy guy I love doing crazy things Even when i *****es everyone else off I enjoy doing stupid things I have stupid thoughts And always do something mental My Mum sez I bring a new definition to the word Zaney Being crazy is a trade for me Its how i define life itself! But everyones a skeptick of my life Only cos there boring as tories (most of em are anyway) There jelous of my wacky antics Just for ref. lets see what ive got up to in the last month. 1. pole danced in centre of town 2. poured washing up liquid into the city fountain 3. got 20 of my friends to walk into mac Donalds and each ask for a 'tyrinically made burger - no fries' 4. marched for freeing canabis wearing a police outfit 5. get underage girls drunk infront of police stations 6. ride along screaming 'the end is nigh!' on my vespa 7. postered 'will kill rush limbaugh for food' posters everywhere 8. get off with underge girls 9. discovered that 2 MILF's in america want me! This was since start of may : ) Cos the tories out there think im stupid or something I can trick em cos there idiots The BNP too I'll always win, cos i can ride on my high horse When all the time, there struggling over the humps of the spitting, lazy camels Cheers for reading and remember BEAUTY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEER-HOLDER [comments] => 1 [counter] => 180 [topic] => 7 [informant] => 01_zanzebar [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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