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[aid] => mick
[title] => PROJECT MANAGER
[time] => 2004-06-04 00:50:19
[hometext] => I like poking fun at management........this was a joke I used to tell when I was the Project Manager!
[bodytext] =>  "PROJECT MANAGER" Walking into a pet shop, a tourist was looking at the animals on display! Another tourist walked in and said, "Please, I'll have the "C" Monkey today." The shopkeeper nodded, went to the cage, and took out the monkey. Fit it with collar and leash, handing him over he said gravely, "That will be $5,000," the customer paid and walked out. Startled, the tourist said to the shopkeeper in one big shout: "That was a very expensive monkey, why so much?" The shopkeeper replied, "Ah, that monkey can program in C, fast, tight code, no bugs, such a touch!" The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage and said, "That one's even more expensive $10,000. What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey, does object-oriented programming for you!" He also does visual C++, even Java, all the really useful stuff no one else knew!" The tourist looked around for a little while longer, then he saw a third monkey in a cage. All alone with a price tag around its neck for $50,000 bucks! He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one is really valuable, is he the deluxe?" "That one costs more than all the others together, is he the tracker?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen him doing anything. but the other monkeys call him the Project Manager!"  Created by Cheri Cam LeBren June 3, 2004 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "If a man is called a street sweeper, he should sweep the streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, "Here lived a street sweeper who did his job well!" ~Martin Luther King Jr.~ "Hard working smiles!" [comments] => 4 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 12 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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