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[aid] => mick
[title] => Let's take over another oil rich country!
[time] => 2004-06-03 12:03:48
[hometext] => A satirical look on the rising gas prices in the U.S. Don't read unless you have a dark sense of humor.
[bodytext] => Are you tired of the high gas prices? As an American, I’m sure you’re pretty ticked off So I have an idea to help us out We need to hijack another oil rich country That’s right, I said it MORE BLOOD FOR OIL So what if we didn’t do it right the first time? We learn from our mistakes, right? So why not take over Saudi Arabia? It’d be fun, I promise! The soldiers would be happy to do it! We’ll give them free gas cards when they get home They are all tired of Iraq, anyway U.A.E. you got something that I want! And I’ve got something to tell you! We didn’t need a reason to invade Iraq And I promise this won’t be any different! After we take over the mid-east We’ll move onto Venezuela Se habla anglais? No? Well ME TENGO TU OIL! I know it’s a hard case to sell But I also know that you’re tired Of going to work just so you can drive to work So I promise you that when we own it all Gas will be like it was in 1999. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 56 [informant] => DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )
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