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[aid] => mick
[title] => naughty nursery rhymes
[time] => 2004-05-30 22:17:03
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[bodytext] => the wierdest thing ive ever seen is a stalk shooting from a bean a giant coming down the stalk and eating little dudes with a fork another wierd thing i saw was mother goose score it really was no fluke, she had sex with the bloody puss in boots thats not all i see i see humpty dumpty hes sitting on his wall but he aint going to fall at all he was pushed, (well thats a first) you will find out by who in the next verse next comes miss muffet sitting on her... ARSE has she got curds and whey? NO WAY? scrambled eggs are her fancy i guess we know who killed humpty the 3 little rocker pigs couldnt score any gigs theyre washed up agency, the big bad wolf company really blows big time the pigs couldnt put together a single rhyme the best they could put in- not by the hair of my chinny chin chin thus comes an end to the world of THE REAL story dont forget to send comments on how it was boring watch out for part 2 (when i think of it) [comments] => 3 [counter] => 211 [topic] => 7 [informant] => kritic_killer [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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