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[aid] => mick
[title] => Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
[time] => 2004-05-04 23:23:27
[hometext] => I just dug this out of the closet and had to share. This was the first humor poem I wrote. It was hung on the bulletinboard at work for two months.
[bodytext] => When company calls, it just always seems
The wife will be cooking, a big pot of beans
Of all things to make, at a big family bash
She had to make something, that gives me bad gas
Those beans were so good, I had two bowls
Now I wished I didn't, wear boxers with holes
After dinner was over, we sat with in-laws and aunts
And then it hit me, oh no it just can't
With my belly grumbling, I went for the door
But I stopped in my tracks, as it grumbled some more
When I squeezed off, I knew I was in trouble
Because all you heard, was a wet one that bubbled
As I was chewed out, by my wife and her mother
I just closed my eyes, and eased out another
When I opened my eyes, there was no in-laws and aunts
Just my wife with a skillet, screaming go change your pants
[comments] => 13
[counter] => 253
[topic] => 7
[informant] => skinsfan
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[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 8
[ratings] => 2
[editpoem] => 0
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
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Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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skinsfan
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Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 11:23:27 PM in AEST
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When company calls, it just always seems
The wife will be cooking, a big pot of beans
Of all things to make, at a big family bash
She had to make something, that gives me bad gas
Those beans were so good, I had two bowls
Now I wished I didn't, wear boxers with holes
After dinner was over, we sat with in-laws and aunts
And then it hit me, oh no it just can't
With my belly grumbling, I went for the door
But I stopped in my tracks, as it grumbled some more
When I squeezed off, I knew I was in trouble
Because all you heard, was a wet one that bubbled
As I was chewed out, by my wife and her mother
I just closed my eyes, and eased out another
When I opened my eyes, there was no in-laws and aunts
Just my wife with a skillet, screaming go change your pants
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skinsfan
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 11:30:13 PM AEST
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Very funny.
luv, huggs,
emy
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by Jason_Robert_Britt on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 11:39:24 PM AEST
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| Hillarious! |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by AnGeL_M on
Tuesday, 4th May 2004 @ 11:43:09 PM AEST
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OMG LOL This Is Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!
Written So Well .......I Loved It !!!!!!!!
*******LoVe**AnGeL*******
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by STRaNGe_LiNDSeY on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 01:59:38 AM AEST
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That got me rolling... awesome, write. I cant even believe I was so amused.
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 03:15:57 AM AEST
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Because all you heard, was a wet one that bubbled. .Priceless.
wildejohnny.
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 06:33:35 AM AEST
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Darn it..I also faced such lots o situations. but not like this wet bubble..he,hehe..
Gah..I am saved...venkat |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 12:05:13 PM AEST
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Kiddo, you are just too much! lol
I couldn't help but laugh even though I always hated it when my husband would do that.
LOL
Rita |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by New_York_Chick on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 06:47:32 PM AEST
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| very funny |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by Randibee85 on
Wednesday, 5th May 2004 @ 06:47:41 PM AEST
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| SICK -but good. |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by lovingcritters on
Friday, 7th May 2004 @ 12:56:23 AM AEST
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Oh Bob I loved your hilarious poem.
Not many people can write funny farting ones. Its a very delicate subject as you know!
But whenever I get company, must be the nerves for sure......I always have to fart and of course everyone hears!
But you know the old saying: Tis better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bare the pain!
Wonderful poem
Thanking you so much again for commenting on mine so graciously
consue |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by lovingcritters on
Saturday, 8th May 2004 @ 10:22:06 AM AEST
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Dear Bob,
Although I have already critiqued your poem. I just found this and knew no one enjoy it more than you.
The fart is nature's contribution to humor!
Isn't that cute?
Love
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 13th May 2004 @ 11:06:07 PM AEST
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OMG!!! I can't believe I missed this one.... Lmao.... glad I saw it now.... This one takes the cake!! and the beans I see...
Keep them coming, Skins.....
Jenni |
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Re: Melodius Expolsion - AKA the fart
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by EGHarne on
Saturday, 28th November 2009 @ 10:16:02 PM AEST
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| I was perusing the categories and just couldn't pass...uh...this one up! |
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