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[sid] => 45340
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Twisted Fishing
[time] => 2004-04-29 00:22:05
[hometext] => I was bored one night and thought I'd mix two different styles. I'd really like to hear your thoughts on this one.
[bodytext] => Exploring unknown backroads for that perfect fishing spot My car was loaded with rod, reel, and enough supplies for a morning of relaxation After a two hour drive the rewards of a small river bed heightened my antisipation Finally my small hermetic raft was ready I cast off as the sun was climbing the horizon to bless me with natures beauty Soon I was pondering in my thoughts as my rod came alive with my first bite The fish proved to be unwieldy, but my determination prevailed A small current tugged my raft downstream while I marveled a ten pound carp My smile was one of ridicule , but as my raft speed up the fish would have the last laugh Because... Then I hit the rapids and let me tell you my friend That water got so rough I thought Bob this is the end My boat just started spinning and let me tell you this Nothing was more degrading then that smile on the fish First thing out was tackle, next my brand new reel Then that fish looked up at me and said now how do you feel My body started jerking from the left then to the right As if that weren't enough, my ten pound fish went into flight That sucker hit the water and waved when I went by If not for the fact that I was scared, I would have cried I soon found calmer water, and the horror ended there I soon was back on shore sucking in some clean fresh air As I stood there wet and cold, I just started wishing I would have watched the ball game, instead of going fishing [comments] => 3 [counter] => 208 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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