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[sid] => 44994
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Santa saves the West
[time] => 2004-04-26 22:55:30
[hometext] => Just a silly poem I wrote around Christmas.
[bodytext] => The West was in a shambles, the townsfolk needed a new hero They got one from a place, that was ten degrees from zero The cowboys and the indians, joined forces and would be The new terror of the plains, far as the eyes could see They raided all the towns, it grew worse from day to day But help would soon arrive, from a fat man on a sleigh The townfolk started running, but soon they all were caught They probably would be free, if they all just would have fought But then a strange thing happened, the winds just started blowing A chill came from the North and the horizon started glowing Both the cowboys and the indians, were spooked from a loud humming The townsfolk knew that sound, meant Santa Claus was coming Santa landed and was yelling, his words were strong and mad He said "Don't matter who's been bad or good, all your butts are had" The indians started laughing, every cowboy cocked his gun But Santa smiled and pointed, he brought friends to have some fun The cowboys and the indians, turned to a thundrous noise A thousand elves were charging, they all were armed with toys Some were armed with baseballs, some with small toy trains The others carried big long poles, made out of candy canes The cowboys and the indians, just knew they couldn't win They all put down their weapons, as Santa said with a grin You cowboys and you indians, listen and listen quick There's a new sheriff in town and his name is ole St. Nick [comments] => 1 [counter] => 189 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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