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What is this wonder knit?
Miracle fabric - what can it be
That makes these fancy pants
So flexible on me
Over the thighs and hips
They glide, hugging every curve
Still they hide unsightly bulges
Of that I've never heard
Oh wondrous sleek and black
They rest upon my hips
My legs look long and lean
I see the fellas look at me
I really steal the scene
Now when I shake my booty
It really has kaboom
One guy asks what's new
I smile and say - my pants

I woke up all in a daze
My dream it was quite strange
I dreamt I owned a pair of pants
That really would amaze
And flung across the chair I see
Familiar pants of mine
They are not the pants of dreams
To hide my fat white thighs
They have no stylish advanced design
Nor sleek impressive lines
Just plain old pants of mine
I wonder who will be the one
To invent Flexible Pants and win
The hearts of every girl and woman
From the age of nine to ninety-seven
Engineering for better living
Flexible Pants - a dream of mine

~@@~~

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Flexible Pants

Contributed by Merry on Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 06:59:29 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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What is this wonder knit?
Miracle fabric - what can it be
That makes these fancy pants
So flexible on me
Over the thighs and hips
They glide, hugging every curve
Still they hide unsightly bulges
Of that I've never heard
Oh wondrous sleek and black
They rest upon my hips
My legs look long and lean
I see the fellas look at me
I really steal the scene
Now when I shake my booty
It really has kaboom
One guy asks what's new
I smile and say - my pants

I woke up all in a daze
My dream it was quite strange
I dreamt I owned a pair of pants
That really would amaze
And flung across the chair I see
Familiar pants of mine
They are not the pants of dreams
To hide my fat white thighs
They have no stylish advanced design
Nor sleek impressive lines
Just plain old pants of mine
I wonder who will be the one
To invent Flexible Pants and win
The hearts of every girl and woman
From the age of nine to ninety-seven
Engineering for better living
Flexible Pants - a dream of mine

~@@~~

Copyright © Merry ... [ 2004-04-26 18:59:29]
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Re: Flexible Pants (User Rating: 1 )
by alasdaircairns on Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 07:36:26 PM AEST
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Ha! Brilliant. Loved it. Funny thing too is that in UK pants are panties and fanny is girls private bits!!! Imagine? Keep up the hugely funny poems

Re: Flexible Pants (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 08:02:23 PM AEST
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NUTS! I really wanted to know where you got them. Dreams can be so strange.
Wonderful fun, this one.
Stitch

Re: Flexible Pants (User Rating: 1 )
by skinsfan on Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 08:24:46 PM AEST
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What a fun poem to read. Great imagination. skinsfan

Re: Flexible Pants (User Rating: 1 )
by secretwind on Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 09:33:39 PM AEST
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HA HA VERY FUNNY WRITE.....

Re: Flexible Pants (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 11:01:48 PM AEST
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This is just so funny. We are all so vain aren't we. But hey, if you happen to find any, I will pay big bucks for that information. LOL

Rita

Re: Flexible Pants (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 27th April 2004 @ 12:35:05 AM AEST
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ha! this is so adorably cute and fun!!! hugs n' love you sis, ever nessa x

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