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[aid] => mick
[title] => Don't mess with Texas
[time] => 2004-04-24 20:03:21
[hometext] => Can a poem about weiners actually be funny?
[bodytext] => Well, we had a loaded trailer and were blowing by the exits We had a load of weiners and were heading down to Texas They were all a waiting so we had to get them through Cause tommorrow was the big day The cowboy barbecue So we had the hammer down and were crusin like a mother But catching up behind was dirty Danny and his brother When these two boys were hungry they were hard to beat And they would stop at nothing to get our load of meat We fought them every mile and our trucks were just a banging But, no matter what we tried to do they just keep a hangin When we made it down to Houston they were waiting on our load There was a bunch of tee'd off cowboys armed with rifles on the road When we got through the road block the bullets flew like mad The brothers turned around because they knew that they were had When all was said and done I thought which one could be meaner Dirty Danny and his brother or those Texans wanting weiners [comments] => 4 [counter] => 144 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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