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[aid] => mick
[title] => Beans 2
[time] => 2004-04-23 00:29:29
[hometext] => Funny poem about the effects of a Melodius Expolsion (fart).
[bodytext] => Ten toes were facing up, then ten toes were facing down I was restless in the bed, from eating red beans mixed with brown If there's one thing in my life, I need to get into my head It's don't eat a bowl of beans, right before I go to bed I was settled for some sleepin and I was good and tired But nothing could match the pain, that my belly had acquired It shot out of my intestines and right through my underwear If not for the thickness of the covers, you would have seen it in the air Then I never was so worried, in my entire life I heard footsteps in the hallway, OH NO here comes the wife So I thrashed around the covers, and it smelt like rotten eggs But as it started smelling better, I had to cross my legs Once again I heard a grumble, and my mind began to curse This was going to be the big one, twice as potent as the first When she got into bed, she just had to make it bounce One last grumble won the battle and I let go of every ounce At first she kinda sat there, then she turned with that one look The one she always gives me, when her temper starts to cook She yelled at me for hours, then she slapped me in the head So remember when I tell you, don't eat beans then go to bed [comments] => 5 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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