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[sid] => 44396
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Family camping
[time] => 2004-04-22 23:41:10
[hometext] => Although I have never been camping with the family, I thought it would make a funny write.
[bodytext] => I'm glad today is Monday, but I still fell like a dip I talked the wife and kids, into a weekend camping trip We hadn't even arrived yet when, the wife had my belly tossed She yelled at me for hours because, that's how long we all were lost We finally started camping, and things were going good But then I got poison ivy, getting logs for firewood So I came back a scratching, I built a fire and had a seat Then the wife again was yelling, because I forgot to pack the meat I was digging, she was fuming, is there no end to my pain Then I got my answer, when I started feeling rain When we got inside the tent, my dog added to my blunder I left him in the rain and, he's scared to death of thunder A crack was heard and hear he come, running like the wind He ripped the tent and hit the pole, you should of seen it bend I knew the trip was over when I, saw my wife just standing there Boy she sure looks mean with, smeared mascara and wet hair For a third time she was yelling; She said "Now you've gone too far" "So grab that mutt and both the kids, cause I'm going to the car" Now were home and things are calm, their all sleeping like a log I just wish that I could sleep, but I got stuck out with the dog [comments] => 9 [counter] => 203 [topic] => 7 [informant] => skinsfan [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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