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[aid] => mick
[title] => Day my wife saw a mouse
[time] => 2004-04-22 22:57:37
[hometext] => A humorous poem I wrote one night while bored.
[bodytext] => I guess it was on Tuesday
and I just walked in the house.
The wife ran up a screaming,
that she just saw a mouse.
And then it all made since,
I thought while standing there.
Now that explains the holes,
in our socks and underwear.
The wife and kids went packin'.
They went to visit with some friends.
Which brings me to the mouse
and where my hell begins.
It should've been real easy,
grab some cheese and set some traps.
But, when I went to check them,
my whole day turned to crap.
That mouse had took some grease
and smeared it walls to door.
Those traps snapped one by one,
as I slipped and hit the floor.
Son, now let me tell you,
those things hurt like no one knows.
And when I finally got up,
I had traps from head to toes.
Then it chewed the phone cord,
then chewed up my wife's trunk.
Then somehow drank all my beer,
boy that mouse was drunk.
When I got the last trap off,
I looked up and filled with fear.
He staggered up the counter
and made his hunger crystal clear.
I would'nt of believed it,
but I saw with my good eye.
He stuck his intoxicated paws,
in my wifes fresh baked apple pie.
Then my wife come in the door,
she looked at all the mess.
She's never said such things,
in 15 yrs. of wed'd bless.
She saw the cluttered traps,
then saw the chewed up cord.
But, when she saw her apple pie,
the foul words really poured.
Then things got even worse
and let me tell you why.
That mouse ran up her leg
and stopped around her thigh.
Man, she started going crazy
and flopped 'round like a fish.
I thought it kind of funny,
till she hit me with a dish.
She wore holes in the rug
and pounded on the wall.
I yelled "What's the matter hun?"
She said, "The mouse is in my bra!"
She grabbed my head in fear
and shook it side to side.
I sure do wish that mouse,
would find another place to hide.
Then, he finally made it out.
That mouse took off like a rocket.
The wife still shook my head till,
I thought my eyes would leave thier sockets.
He finally left the house
Boy, he sure can run.
Can't really blame him though,
the wife did have a gun.
She shot holes in the wall,
she shot her Baker Rack.
That mouse ran down the street
and has never made it back.
I still have'nt brought it up.
Thought the wife went through enough.
Not to mention I'm still busy,
'cause we had alot of broken stuff.
Well... now that's my story
and I'm still working on the house.
That's was my day in hell.
The day my wife saw a mouse.
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Day my wife saw a mouse
Contributed by
skinsfan
on
Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 10:57:37 PM in AEST
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I guess it was on Tuesday
and I just walked in the house.
The wife ran up a screaming,
that she just saw a mouse.
And then it all made since,
I thought while standing there.
Now that explains the holes,
in our socks and underwear.
The wife and kids went packin'.
They went to visit with some friends.
Which brings me to the mouse
and where my hell begins.
It should've been real easy,
grab some cheese and set some traps.
But, when I went to check them,
my whole day turned to crap.
That mouse had took some grease
and smeared it walls to door.
Those traps snapped one by one,
as I slipped and hit the floor.
Son, now let me tell you,
those things hurt like no one knows.
And when I finally got up,
I had traps from head to toes.
Then it chewed the phone cord,
then chewed up my wife's trunk.
Then somehow drank all my beer,
boy that mouse was drunk.
When I got the last trap off,
I looked up and filled with fear.
He staggered up the counter
and made his hunger crystal clear.
I would'nt of believed it,
but I saw with my good eye.
He stuck his intoxicated paws,
in my wifes fresh baked apple pie.
Then my wife come in the door,
she looked at all the mess.
She's never said such things,
in 15 yrs. of wed'd bless.
She saw the cluttered traps,
then saw the chewed up cord.
But, when she saw her apple pie,
the foul words really poured.
Then things got even worse
and let me tell you why.
That mouse ran up her leg
and stopped around her thigh.
Man, she started going crazy
and flopped 'round like a fish.
I thought it kind of funny,
till she hit me with a dish.
She wore holes in the rug
and pounded on the wall.
I yelled "What's the matter hun?"
She said, "The mouse is in my bra!"
She grabbed my head in fear
and shook it side to side.
I sure do wish that mouse,
would find another place to hide.
Then, he finally made it out.
That mouse took off like a rocket.
The wife still shook my head till,
I thought my eyes would leave thier sockets.
He finally left the house
Boy, he sure can run.
Can't really blame him though,
the wife did have a gun.
She shot holes in the wall,
she shot her Baker Rack.
That mouse ran down the street
and has never made it back.
I still have'nt brought it up.
Thought the wife went through enough.
Not to mention I'm still busy,
'cause we had alot of broken stuff.
Well... now that's my story
and I'm still working on the house.
That's was my day in hell.
The day my wife saw a mouse.
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by arden on
Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 11:07:32 PM AEST
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oh my god!!!!
thats was freakin hilarious! wow i loved this. im still laughing. your a bloody genies lol
well done, i hope to see more.
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 11:13:12 PM AEST
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omg!!! this is hysterical! i read it and then called my kids in, we are all laughin like fools, thank you so much, i havent laughed so hard in so long!!! excellent exquisite poem, more please, oh more!!! hugs n' love nessa x
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 11:16:10 PM AEST
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LMAO!!!!! You bring more like this..and you've got yourself a huge fan here..... This was really hilarious.....
Welcome to YPDC.....
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by MoonlitAngel on
Thursday, 22nd April 2004 @ 11:41:35 PM AEST
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Lmao, that is toooooooo funny. Reminds me of the first time I saw a mouse in my b/f's old place. Hehehe. But we caught him and kept him as a pet... 3 others too. I love mice, they're the cutest things ever, so I just had to read this when I saw the title. You must have a very vivid imagination, lol. I can't help wondering what it's like inside your head. Scary though. No offence. lol. Anyways I loved this, you did an amazing job, I haven't read something this funny and well written in ages. Keep 'em coming!!
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Cynthia on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:08:18 AM AEST
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| ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! I loved this. It was hilarious. I nearly fell off my chair. I'm glad I read it. You definately put a smile on my face. *S* Cynthia |
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by shelby on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:09:13 AM AEST
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it is six in the morn where I am and I cant stop laughing no I cant Im holding my sides and almost fell off my chair your poetry caught me so unaware!! Soooooooooo funny you are!!
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Justalady on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:41:25 AM AEST
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| If that was while being bored, oh what you could do on a good day. What a sense of humor that warms my heart. Is this funny? You bet. Kind of when I trapped one under a bowl cause I didn't want to kill it.... left hubby do that when he came home. Enjoy your work very much. June |
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 10:02:05 AM AEST
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please, please, please keep em coming! ypdc needs you!
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Merry on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 10:27:15 AM AEST
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What a riot!!!!!! LOL I had mice in my kitchen not long ago so I can totally relate to this. You have a wonderful sense of humor and you're a good storyteller as well
Smiles
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Kie on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:39:44 PM AEST
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Laughinggggggggggggggggggggggggggg! A warm heartfelt welcome to YPDC. You are simply hillarious. I am rolling here.
The first time I encountered a mouse I was living on my own and I got so scared because one ran over me in the bed that I called my dad long distance and cried my eyes out about the mouse. He said and I quote ---"Either leave a light on till you can buy a mouse trap or i'll come up there and blow him to bits with my shotgun. It's your choice sweet pea"
I got a mouse trap.
Loved your poem....
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Rakerman1999 on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 08:41:00 PM AEST
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do us all a favor and stay bored will ya... that was funny as hell..lmao
well done my friend
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by AnGeL_M on
Friday, 23rd April 2004 @ 09:10:33 PM AEST
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Omg This Was Absolutely Hilarious !!!!!!!!!!! I've Laughed So Hard Till Tears Are Running Down My Face LoL.....
Excellent Write....Well Done Skinsfan... Keep Em Coming And Welcome To Ypdc !!!!!!
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 24th April 2004 @ 08:08:03 PM AEST
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Your sense of humour is outrageously hilarious and I laughed so hard I was in tears. Welcome to YPDC. You fit in great here.
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by blueheart on
Sunday, 25th April 2004 @ 09:12:41 PM AEST
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Haha, this was too funny. :)
Welcome to the site again!! : |
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Re: Day my wife saw a mouse
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by Broken_Skin on
Monday, 26th April 2004 @ 05:50:06 AM AEST
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| *applauds you* fantastic XD |
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