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[title] => A woman's work is never done
[time] => 2004-04-07 15:47:36
[hometext] => Ever felt that bored that housework seems really really inviting ?
[bodytext] => Somebody has to help me I’m feeling really bored My mind’s not being stimulated And hobbies I can’t afford I have an overwhelming desire Of housework that needs to be done I’d even enjoy the ironing Am I the only one? Think I’ll scrub the kitchen floor Get down on hands and knees Polish tiles until they shine Won’t somebody help me please? And then there is the cooker Full of grease and slime Might go over that once or twice Or thrice if I’ve got time I’ll polish all my bookshelves Get rid of all the dust The tele, video, dvd Light switches if I must I’ll go round with the hoover And suck up all the dirt Then I think I’ll clean my windows I’m sure that wouldn’t hurt Do piles and piles of washing Cram it all in the machine Thank god I’ve got a dryer ‘Cause the weathers really mean By now I’m getting knackered Although bored I’m certainly not I drink a cup of coffee I’m feeling rather hot So now my work is done here A nice relaxing bath I think But what about the washing up? I forgot in the bloody sink!! [comments] => 6 [counter] => 224 [topic] => 7 [informant] => AliB [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 14 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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