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[aid] => mick
[title] => Bar Bathroom Warrior
[time] => 2004-04-06 20:41:13
[hometext] => This one is for the girls! If only we could read each others minds in the girls room after a few beers! LOL
[bodytext] => Bar Bathroom Warrior It’s 11:52 p.m. and I’m standing at this mirror, not mine but a familiar one. We're all wearing the same shade of lipstick in this room- Crimson Jealousy. In our heads, we are serving up black eyes to one another and bowling to knock down the girls wearing the cutest shoes. I’ve got on my “Boom, I’ve got your boyfriend!” shirt and I can feel a secret alliance forming against me but they lose track for a bit, discussing who is wearing underwear and who is not. These sluts don’t deserve to share the same air as my new perfume. I can’t stay long in this chicken coup for the pecking has begun and they’re melting my make-up, pound by pound with their lava stares. But there’s booby traps everywhere I turn- puddles of mixed drinks, some spilled and some thrown out by unwilling and unamused stomachs. And there’s tissue paper on the floor in pathetic camouflage, just dying to catch a ride on my heels. I’ll be lucky to get out of here alive but the DJ puts on my favorite song and I know I have to try… By Casey Renee Kiser Visit me at www.ravenghost.com :):) [comments] => 2 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => dead_beauty [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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