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[sid] => 42067
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Fairies
[time] => 2004-04-06 19:58:11
[hometext] => I wrote this poem due to a request from a friend of mine, and I wrote it in 5 min...zoom-zoom
[bodytext] => Twinkle twinkle do they dare They float around, their butts are bare In the trees they build their homes Their hair is perfect, no need for combs Their love of mischeif will drive you nuts They're multi-breed, they're kinda like mutts Their favorite friends are cupid dudes They make the most exotic foods A power-house of magic minis Their leader's name is Mistress Kimmy And if you stumble upon this race Be forewarned, do not give chase These happy sprites can be quite mean If you're dirty, they'll zap you clean They hate the filth these crazy things They clean all life with their sparkly wings Around and around they fly all day None of them are ever gay Problem is, they're only girls If you saw how they mate, you'ed probably hurl So leave them alone if you ever see one They'll gouge out your eyes just to have fun (man they're cruel) [comments] => 3 [counter] => 187 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Arrundel [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 22 [ratings] => 5 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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