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[aid] => mick
[title] => I WANT TO STAY HOME!
[time] => 2004-04-06 08:31:52
[hometext] => This is the funniest joke I've heard in a long long time......Don't miss it!
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"I WANT TO STAY HOME?"
This man wanted to stay home,
trade places with his wife.
He prayed, "Please let me be a housewife?"
The next morning he awoke, a woman in every way!
He cooked breakfast, awakened the kids,
packed lunches.
Set out their clothes, drove them to school
in bunches!!
Came home picked up the dry cleaning
and took it to the cleaners.
Stopped at the bank to make a deposit.
Library books for learners.
Grocery shopping, paid the bills
balanced the check book!
Cleaned the cat's litter, bathed the dog
then the rugs were shook!
Already 1 p.m. he hurried to make the beds.
Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep,
wash all the spreads
Ran to school to pick up the children.
Had an argument on the way home.....
was beaten.
Potatoes were peeled about 5:30 late.
Washed vegetables, lettuce for salad.
then pork chops, and beans, for eight.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
run the dishwasher.
Folded the laundry, bathed the kids,
put them to bed, real bummer!
When 9 p.m. rolls around, he was exhausted!
But, was expected to make love,
he nearly fainted.
He managed to get through it all
without complaint!
Being a woman at home isn't what
it should be....it ain't!
The next morning he quickly kneels
on his knees
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking, could
I please go back, pretty please?"
The Lord answered, "My son I feel you have
learned what is right....
But, you'll have to wait nine months now,
you got pregnant last night!!!"
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This was voted "Woman's Favorite Email of the Year
The poem is mine
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
April 5, 2004
"Wifely Smiles!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage and a career?"
~Gloria Steinim~
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I WANT TO STAY HOME!
Contributed by
lovingcritters
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Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 08:31:52 AM in AEST
Topic:
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"I WANT TO STAY HOME?"
This man wanted to stay home,
trade places with his wife.
He prayed, "Please let me be a housewife?"
The next morning he awoke, a woman in every way!
He cooked breakfast, awakened the kids,
packed lunches.
Set out their clothes, drove them to school
in bunches!!
Came home picked up the dry cleaning
and took it to the cleaners.
Stopped at the bank to make a deposit.
Library books for learners.
Grocery shopping, paid the bills
balanced the check book!
Cleaned the cat's litter, bathed the dog
then the rugs were shook!
Already 1 p.m. he hurried to make the beds.
Do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep,
wash all the spreads
Ran to school to pick up the children.
Had an argument on the way home.....
was beaten.
Potatoes were peeled about 5:30 late.
Washed vegetables, lettuce for salad.
then pork chops, and beans, for eight.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
run the dishwasher.
Folded the laundry, bathed the kids,
put them to bed, real bummer!
When 9 p.m. rolls around, he was exhausted!
But, was expected to make love,
he nearly fainted.
He managed to get through it all
without complaint!
Being a woman at home isn't what
it should be....it ain't!
The next morning he quickly kneels
on his knees
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking, could
I please go back, pretty please?"
The Lord answered, "My son I feel you have
learned what is right....
But, you'll have to wait nine months now,
you got pregnant last night!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This was voted "Woman's Favorite Email of the Year
The poem is mine
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
April 5, 2004
"Wifely Smiles!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage and a career?"
~Gloria Steinim~
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lovingcritters
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by silent on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 08:38:38 AM AEST
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LMFAO, what a deliciously wicked poem. So glad you shared it, ;)
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by The_Phantom on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 08:41:10 AM AEST
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Well done, I needed the laugh, thanks, BTW great write.
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by deathdrop on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 08:45:33 AM AEST
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| year, thanks for sharing this one. it's made me smile for the first time in a long time! |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Necromant on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 08:50:00 AM AEST
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Lol Hilarious poem! Loved reading it! The picture is really fitting lol
Anne :D |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Rakerman1999 on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 10:22:13 AM AEST
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Wait a minute now, I played Mom and Dad for a long time with 3 little girls and held down a full time job too. And I'll have you know I never even missed one period :oP
This was great ( Granny) hehe
Thanks for a morning laugh!!
Roses ;o)
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by bernard on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 10:23:38 AM AEST
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| Great Poem all men should be made to read this. It is not only hilarious but gives a good insight on what a housewife has to put up with. Thanks from bernard |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Kie on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 10:46:51 AM AEST
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| Hillarious and unforgettable. I laughed really hard on this one.... Kie |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Jenni_Kalicharan on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 11:50:07 AM AEST
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LMAO on this one....thnaks for sharing this Connie.....
hehehe
Lols@ larry
Jenni |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 04:24:49 PM AEST
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roflmao!!!!!!!!!! This picture is absolutely adorable.
Rita |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by jaeann on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 07:53:15 PM AEST
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| .....you take a snippet and create a masterpiece....... |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by AnGeL_M on
Tuesday, 6th April 2004 @ 08:52:51 PM AEST
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OMG LOLThis Is Hilarious :-) This Is So Cool...I Like It.....Great Write....
I Needed A Good Laugh.... Thanks lovingcritters...
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LoVe,,,AnGeL,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Baronhawk on
Saturday, 10th April 2004 @ 11:00:16 AM AEST
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| A funny funny write... I fervently hope that this stays a fantasy... lest what grounds we break ans upon what size does our insane asylums seek. No mortal men can handle those nine months!... LOL..ha ha ha great joke as akways a joyful respite. |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by Remi on
Thursday, 15th April 2004 @ 11:02:29 AM AEST
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god this is so funny I would see a man preagent he wouldn't make it thur an hour lol but I love this write they always said be careful what u wish for lol
remi |
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Re: I WANT TO STAY HOME!
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by emystar on
Monday, 19th April 2004 @ 05:28:33 AM AEST
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Mom, this hilarious!
Very good one!
Please hurry and get well.
peace, luv, huggs, prayer, luv,
your brat,
emy |
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