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Array ( [sid] => 4194 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Ann Summers Saga [time] => 2002-09-24 07:55:00 [hometext] => Ann Summers for sexy underwear etc....! [bodytext] => So I`m standing in the Ann Summers shop
just minding my P`s and Q`s
when the assistant suddenly grabbed me
and said I think you should hear our news

Is the gelatine vibo the one that you need
or was it crutchless panties you want
my friend stood behind me just laughing
while I tried to look nonchalant

She undid this nipple clamp package
says is this what your looking for
by now a large crowd had gathered
and were blocking my way to the door

I felt my face start to redden
err just looking I managed to say
she said, well have a look at our willy drops
there are on special offer today

So off home laden with goodies I go
I`ve got the latest in lickable paint
if not totally satisfied I can take it all back
but guess who wont be making a complaint [comments] => 2 [counter] => 732 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chatabox [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Ann Summers Saga

Contributed by chatabox on Tuesday, 24th September 2002 @ 07:55:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

So I`m standing in the Ann Summers shop
just minding my P`s and Q`s
when the assistant suddenly grabbed me
and said I think you should hear our news

Is the gelatine vibo the one that you need
or was it crutchless panties you want
my friend stood behind me just laughing
while I tried to look nonchalant

She undid this nipple clamp package
says is this what your looking for
by now a large crowd had gathered
and were blocking my way to the door

I felt my face start to redden
err just looking I managed to say
she said, well have a look at our willy drops
there are on special offer today

So off home laden with goodies I go
I`ve got the latest in lickable paint
if not totally satisfied I can take it all back
but guess who wont be making a complaint

Copyright © chatabox ... [ 2002-09-24 07:55:00]
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Re: Ann Summers Saga (User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on Tuesday, 24th September 2002 @ 08:15:59 AM AEST
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Hehe..this is just too funny...I especially got a kick out of your the crutchless panties lol...tried to imagine that...keep writing these funny ones..i always love to laugh :)

Re: Ann Summers Saga (User Rating: 1 )
by ginsdance on Thursday, 26th September 2002 @ 12:38:19 PM AEST
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oh my gosh! this was great penny!!! I mean, how often do people (me included) get caught in a situation like this?? this is too funny! thanks for the laugh!!!
:) Gin (:

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