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so.. the answer is really simple, its such an easy job, to get rid of your bogie........
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why do we have bogies?

Contributed by bates on Thursday, 1st April 2004 @ 06:37:23 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

why do we have bogies? wot purpose do they serve? they just clutter up your nostrils, and get on peoples nerves! theyre sticky and theyre slimey!, they make us really sick! but we still stick our fingers up there and have a good old pick! the matter of disposal, by flicking of the finger, is just a waste of time because a bogie is a clinger! and then wiping on some object, wont get the thing dispersed.. as you will find another bogie there coz someone got there first!
so.. the answer is really simple, its such an easy job, to get rid of your bogie........
just stick it in your gob!!

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Re: why do we have bogies? (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 1st April 2004 @ 06:41:42 PM AEST
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I must say I was expecting the worst from a poem with 'bogies' in the title, yet I found myself guffawing at various points throughout.
I am actually enduring a bastard cold right now, and the bogey situation is quite resonative, If you get my drift - and I couldn't help but laugh at this line in particular . . .

"as you will find another bogie there coz someone got there first!"

Vastly amusing.
Look forward to reading more from you.

Re: why do we have bogies? (User Rating: 1 )
by gery_giggles on Thursday, 1st April 2004 @ 09:26:25 PM AEST
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LOL!........nice poem!.......i needed this laugh...such a good and amusing write!..hope to see more like this
luv always

Re: why do we have bogies? (User Rating: 1 )
by skinsfan on Tuesday, 27th April 2004 @ 12:22:21 AM AEST
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This was awesome! Great sense of humor and excellent flow. Very well done. skinsfan

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