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[bodytext] => Many words have been written about the land of Australia but few poets use that word, cause the only word that ryhmes is failure! I've heard people talkin in this place about the neighbors show, of deadly snakes and spiders, rocks and Kylie Minoghue. But I have seen these things in all their silly wonder, cause I am a humble bloke who comes from the land down under! We're all from the land down under! Hoges' he's not the best actor I've heard people call him a clutz but he b.sd his way into your wallets and made 300 hundred million bucks! The same could be said for Kylie "Has she talent?" I've heard asked. But what the hell it doesn't matter she's got a real good.......voice. There was an Aussie battler made pommy batsmen look very silly. He was the meanest bowler ever born went by the name of Lillee! We're all from the land down under! Mate keep your hands off Olivia she is our blonde bombshell, and besides she's kissed Travolta made his century I've heard tell. Me mate Mel he's a legend has made a name for himself. But if he was't born in the USA he'd still be on the shelf. Our Ozz is a land of plenty with so few inhabitants and things get hot and sticky that's why we wear short pants! We're all from the land down under! You won't see us dressed too much wont wear all the knobs and handles. We would never lower ourselves, like the poms and wear long socks and sandals! So this is my real quick answer to that bloke called WildeJohnney. You notice I didn't mention Rugby cause that's where we're ordinary! So if you want to learn to be an aussie it's easy don't you know? Just check your entertainment guide go see the Dame Edna show! There is no Aussie 4 x 4 and for this I am very glum :-( But one sparkle in our short history is we invented Bundeberg Rum :-) So when next you meet an Aussie Don't go and steal his thunder walk up, shake his hand and say...... G'day! We're all from the land down under! [comments] => 6 [counter] => 241 [topic] => 43 [informant] => twinkletoes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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