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[sid] => 40670
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Unwelcome visitors
[time] => 2004-03-28 16:23:47
[hometext] => I'm sure some of you can relate to this, don't be shy now
[bodytext] => My daughter watches tele Then goes to scratch her head Oh no!! We've not got visitors again I thought that they were dead Those necky little bleeders They cling to my baby's hair Tried lotions and potions Conditioners, the lot But they just don't seem to care It's clean hair that they go for So she'll not wash hers for a while Thing is hers is nearly down to her bum It could end up smelling vile I bet they sit there thinking "She thinks she's got rid of us Let's catch her when she's not looking And watch her making a fuss" "Make sure you hold on tightly She's clever this one you know She even soaked us in vinegar once She really wants us to go" What happened to the nit nurse? Head down, quick look and you're done I sit here looking for solutions Scratch my head if you'll pardon the pun So once again out comes the nit comb I painstakingly comb each strand If you know of anything else that works Would you kindly let me know the brand? It's nothing to be ashamed of Most school children are hit But why do they insist on returning Our unwelcome visitors.................. The Nit!!! [comments] => 8 [counter] => 198 [topic] => 7 [informant] => AliB [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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