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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Unsaid Vows
[time] => 2004-03-20 18:49:09
[hometext] => Sometimes you've got to wonder what people are really thinking when saying their wedding vows.
[bodytext] => "I take you," I kidnap you from everyone You're mine, I say! For we are joined as one. "To be my lawfully wedded," As if we'd be married wrong We should've agreed to elope This speech takes far too long. "I promise to be true to you" Not that I mean it. If someone I love more comes along I'll leave you in a minute. "In good times and in bad" I never said tough times So don't take this seriously If you'll be so kind. "In sickness or in health" I don't care if you're dead I'll only love you if you're well Or lying sick in bed. "And I promise to love and honour you" Only if you're good. If you don't work for me I'll tell you that you should. "All the days of my life" Can I take off a year? Every day is a bit drastic My sanity is the reason I fear. "To have and to hold" This is the good part. As long as I get the advantage We're off to a good start. "From this day forward" And the rest of your life Unless you cease to amuse me And I abandon you out of spite. "For better or for worse" Not sure of the meaning of that. Good, it's almost over anyway I'm ready for a nap. "For richer or for poorer" We'd better not be poor. If it's because of children I'm out the door. "'Til death do us part" Such a relieving phrase That means our love can end When you've no more days. "I do" Hurry and say it quickly Can't you speed it up a little And just shut up and kiss me? [comments] => 3 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 56 [informant] => Eve [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )
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