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The Potato Bandits Versus The Joyriding Umbrella Thieves

Contributed by abnormal on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 02:35:29 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Taxi drivers are multitalented leprechauns in chicken outfits
Lets make a cake; I’ll get the singing wilder beast
I don’t like golf balls, there annoying
I thought the googie police told you to stop making high priced baboon calendars?
Go to the hardware store and get me some old people repellant would ya buddy?
Where do I sign up for the needle nose pliers club?
Nug Nugs the medieval caveman wanted to go visit the poodle farm
The potato bandits get away with yet another corkscrew heist
Fiddlesticks! Those ukulele-playing gophers clogged my sprinkles with silly putty again.
There are rumors about a treasure chest filled with AM/FM waffle irons
Cheese whiz is highly explosive
The Joyriding umbrella thieves took over the world using old magazines

Please leave a comment and please read all our poems and leave comments for those! Heres the link! http://www.your-poetry.com/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=abnormal




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Re: The Potato Bandits Versus The Joyriding Umbrella Thieves (User Rating: 1 )
by Rakerman1999 on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 04:06:53 PM AEST
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It's like an explosion in a word factory...lmao
And for some crazy reason I love it!

Larry :o)


Re: The Potato Bandits Versus The Joyriding Umbrella Thieves (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 10:17:26 PM AEST
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You are scientists and the bunsen burner exploded with some strange hallucinogenic substance in it, right? There is no other plausible explanation!

Rita


Re: The Potato Bandits Versus The Joyriding Umbrella Thieves (User Rating: 1 )
by AnGeL_M on Sunday, 21st March 2004 @ 01:30:02 AM AEST
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LoL I'll Have To Agree With Larry
I Loved This.... Great Job...
,,,,,,,Hugs,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,LoVe,,,,,AnGeL,,,,,,,,,


Re: The Potato Bandits Versus The Joyriding Umbrella Thieves (User Rating: 1 )
by Vitreous_Soul on Sunday, 21st March 2004 @ 06:23:52 AM AEST
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I sat, stared at the screen for a minute..then burst into hysterical laughter!! I love silly, nonsensical humour! It is THE BEST! Thanks for giving me something to smile about.

Truly,
-V.S.




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