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[title] => Nursery Rhyme mix up
[time] => 2004-03-17 09:54:26
[hometext] => See how many different Nusery Rhymes you can spot, answers on a postcard please
[bodytext] => Humpty Dumpty was just a rotten egg Little Miss Muffet was greedy Little Bo-Peep had no clue how to keep sheep But Simple Simon was a bit needy Little Jack Horner couldn’t stand plums And Jack Sprat was rather obese Rock-a-bye baby was scared of heights Wonders will never cease Baa baa black sheep chased the boy down the lane And the house that Jack built fell down Jack and Jill never made the hill They were messing and fooling around In Hey Diddle Diddle the cat played the drums And the cow jumped over the fence But the 3 blind mice, yes they were really blind And I haven’t seen them since The Owl and the Pussycat got sea sick And you can not fit 3 men in a tub And that little old lady don’t live in a shoe She’s got a batchelorette pad somewhere in the suburbs You can’t row your boat gently down the stream When it’s got a huge gaping hole And Old MacDonald never had a farm ‘Cause I saw him last week claiming the dole Whoever told Polly to put the kettle on And told Mary to get out in the garden Well, I just think that they’re lazy But at least Pussycat got a royal pardon Mary had a goldfish That swam round and round in a bowl And Itsy Bitsy Spider loved footie He always ended up in goal And what is all this nonsense About the Grand Ole Duke of York He was only a cub scout leader And he really was a dork Well of course the wheels on the bus go round But how on earth does a weasel go POP And I’m sure we all know where Twinkle resides You’re being silly now so I shall stop [comments] => 5 [counter] => 222 [topic] => 7 [informant] => AliB [notes] => ......edited by mod_6....17-03-04 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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