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Nursery Rhyme mix up

Contributed by AliB on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 09:54:26 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Humpty Dumpty was just a rotten egg
Little Miss Muffet was greedy
Little Bo-Peep had no clue how to keep sheep
But Simple Simon was a bit needy

Little Jack Horner couldn’t stand plums
And Jack Sprat was rather obese
Rock-a-bye baby was scared of heights
Wonders will never cease

Baa baa black sheep chased the boy down the lane
And the house that Jack built fell down
Jack and Jill never made the hill
They were messing and fooling around

In Hey Diddle Diddle the cat played the drums
And the cow jumped over the fence
But the 3 blind mice, yes they were really blind
And I haven’t seen them since

The Owl and the Pussycat got sea sick
And you can not fit 3 men in a tub
And that little old lady don’t live in a shoe
She’s got a batchelorette pad somewhere in the suburbs

You can’t row your boat gently down the stream
When it’s got a huge gaping hole
And Old MacDonald never had a farm
‘Cause I saw him last week claiming the dole

Whoever told Polly to put the kettle on
And told Mary to get out in the garden
Well, I just think that they’re lazy
But at least Pussycat got a royal pardon

Mary had a goldfish
That swam round and round in a bowl
And Itsy Bitsy Spider loved footie
He always ended up in goal

And what is all this nonsense
About the Grand Ole Duke of York
He was only a cub scout leader
And he really was a dork

Well of course the wheels on the bus go round
But how on earth does a weasel go POP
And I’m sure we all know where Twinkle resides
You’re being silly now so I shall stop






Copyright © AliB ... [ 2004-03-17 09:54:26]
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Re: Nursery Rhyme mix up (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 04:54:44 PM AEST
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oh! my god! were we separated at birth? you share my insanity, and you ask me where i get my mad ideas from!
great stuff

wildejohnny

P.s i havn't counted them but is the answer 42?


Re: Nursery Rhyme mix up (User Rating: 1 )
by Dawny on Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 05:19:32 AM AEST
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LMAO

This is really funny, well written Ali, an excellent poem!!

Love Dawny x


Re: Nursery Rhyme mix up (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 31st March 2004 @ 06:31:08 PM AEST
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This is ace. Every nursery rhyme I could think of was deranged in here, bringing a smile here and a chortle there . . .
Imaginative write.
Well done, Ali.


Re: Nursery Rhyme mix up (User Rating: 1 )
by Rous on Monday, 5th April 2004 @ 08:06:38 AM AEST
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Love it. How about Tom the piper's son? And the Jack of Hearts? Then there is Old King Cole.

Your poem could go on forever
That'd be no shame
Then you'd have
Only yourself to blame
And there's Mary's lamb
That probably ended up in stew
We'd never know the endings
If it were not for you.



Re: Nursery Rhyme mix up (User Rating: 1 )
by skinsfan on Wednesday, 28th April 2004 @ 12:31:22 AM AEST
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Wow! Great imagery. I love this poem. You did an awesome job with flow and humor. skinsfan




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