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[aid] => mick
[title] => Y'all Can Do Better
[time] => 2004-03-14 13:14:34
[hometext] => Y'all know you'd like more said
[bodytext] => If you're gona give a laugh, give a laugh.
Just a teehee if you please is just a half.
I don't want you bust your guts,
But in golf, you take some putts,
In the hole, there's no half, or the gaff.
If you're gona give a ho, give a HO.
Unless you press a ho, it just ain't so,
Be like santa, when you ho,
you go HOHOHOHOHO,
If you ho, it's no go, folks want mo'.
If you're gona write a 'smile', use some style,
Make the smile with some style, for a while,
If you only give a grin,
You kind of look like Rin Tin Tin,
Folks will think, sure as pink, you use guile.
Now you know how I feel and it's real,
Please don't slip, or don't slide, like an eel,
Emoticons are very nice
And they add a little spice,
Strain a bit, where I sit, that's the deal,
[comments] => 8
[counter] => 225
[topic] => 7
[informant] => norm
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[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 5
[ratings] => 1
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
)
Y'all Can Do Better
Contributed by
norm
on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 01:14:34 PM in AEST
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If you're gona give a laugh, give a laugh.
Just a teehee if you please is just a half.
I don't want you bust your guts,
But in golf, you take some putts,
In the hole, there's no half, or the gaff.
If you're gona give a ho, give a HO.
Unless you press a ho, it just ain't so,
Be like santa, when you ho,
you go HOHOHOHOHO,
If you ho, it's no go, folks want mo'.
If you're gona write a 'smile', use some style,
Make the smile with some style, for a while,
If you only give a grin,
You kind of look like Rin Tin Tin,
Folks will think, sure as pink, you use guile.
Now you know how I feel and it's real,
Please don't slip, or don't slide, like an eel,
Emoticons are very nice
And they add a little spice,
Strain a bit, where I sit, that's the deal,
Copyright ©
norm
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2004-03-14 13:14:34]
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by New_York_Chick on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 01:20:14 PM AEST
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by Stitch on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 01:39:47 PM AEST
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Oh Norm, if my little "tee hees"
make you think I don't give
half a sneeze
I assure you, you're wrong
cause I laugh loud and long
and cause my poor lungs to just wheeze
Stitch |
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by liquidsunshine on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 02:40:56 PM AEST
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At first, this poem caused me to laugh, long, loud and hard. Then I realized the meaning and I hope that I've always given more than just a teehee. I hope I write my smiles with style as you said. I'll be watching for that more often. This is a wonderful work of art. Inspiring, really. I would actually love to see more of your work. Thanks for the laugh and the insight.
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by Ilhar on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 06:46:03 PM AEST
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you my dear sir bring belly laughs
until my stomach does gasp
i love the way you write this way
and could read your work most of the day
but i alas am getting old you see
and laughing causes me to pee
so forgive me if i muffle the chuckle
because running causes me many white knuckle
Shari |
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 07:20:04 PM AEST
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Great poem, norm.
*smiles with style*
*winks* |
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by a_bear on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 09:42:01 PM AEST
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| HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHOHOHOHOHHHO |
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by a_bear on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 09:50:17 PM AEST
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Those ho's took a lot
whether you think so or not
don't give us any grief
take away like a thief..
We give what we can
into a paltry little pan
I've tried the begging before
asked with tear drops galore
It didn't work for me
open one eye and see
sew the button on that vest
we do each our best
If its not enough for you
we're sorry, and that's true
but try and wade the storm
get over it, our friend, Norm.
and a ho ho ho, and a te he he....
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Re: Y'all Can Do Better
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by lovingcritters on
Tuesday, 16th March 2004 @ 02:54:33 PM AEST
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BRAVO!BRAVO!BRAVO! AND AN ENCORE.
This poem is pure genius with a very loud horn! WWOWOWOWOWOWO Norm you have really tooted this time.....you are coming in LOUD AND CLEAR!
I just loved it, for you see, luke warm water can make you sick.......you take a drink, and say "Ick" So either be cold, and really really hot! Nothing inbetween will serve your pot!
Good for you Norm...........one rose isn't enough.........here's a WHOLE BOUQUET....
at your feet this very day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I allowed alot of those things?
Your Devil's Advocate with GREAT BIG SMILES............consue*SMILES*
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