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Femmine hygiene products contribute to global warming.
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WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm

Contributed by abnormal on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 12:58:21 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

A group of homosapian nazis are running a illegal lima bean factory.
A barbarian librarian killed a hairy canary named Larry
Bowling pins and double chins
Doris lends out some animatronic hens
Nine out of ten zoologists agree that finkel matter is the number one cause for uncontrollable violet convolutions
Hippies fear futuristic robotic gerbils
Multicultural noodles are extremely dangerous
Bisexual gorillas kidnapped Tony Danza for a banana ransom
Nautical Astronauts where told not to eat walnuts while on safari
Femmine hygiene products contribute to global warming.
Voice operated vacuum dispensers
Door to door Cucumber salesmen

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Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:21:58 AM AEST
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o.K. i DiD'nT11

rItA

Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by AnGeL_M on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:25:50 AM AEST
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LOL I didn't read it just thought I would comment on it any ways lol ...very nice write loved it ....Love AnGel

Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by kidpoet_213 on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 01:44:52 AM AEST
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SoRRY! I diD anD LoveD It ... ThouGH I DiDn'T UndeRstaND It... godd write anyway LOL!!
~DoNnA~

Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by Avarice_Riot on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 05:23:05 AM AEST
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...uh-huh. Read it thrice and still doesn't understand a word. But it shows you aren't just a run of the mill poet. Go you!

Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by Avarice_Riot on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 05:23:07 AM AEST
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...uh-huh. Read it thrice and still doesn't understand a word. But it shows you aren't just a run of the mill poet. Go you!

Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by Kittenfantastico on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 02:31:55 PM AEST
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That's so unique. LOL
Very not the norm. But I live for not the norm, so I like this.

Re: WhAtEvEr yOu dO DoN’T ReAd this PoEm (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 05:19:51 PM AEST
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because this doesn,t mean anything it must mean something,are you still with me on this? so your either mad or a genius seeing there is a fine line between the two you must be mad to produce such brilliance, therefore you are my friend a poetic genius of the abnormal kind!

wildejohnny.

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