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Array ( [sid] => 38399 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Myster Rhyme [time] => 2004-03-12 20:29:12 [hometext] => just playing i came up with this today i'm not refering to anybody any similarities or connections are pure accidental.. wait did that make sense? =P [bodytext] => I'm introducing a friend of mine
He's always calling himself "Mister Rhyme"
Though his poems do not make much sense
And all the verbs are in the wrong tense
And his poetry books would never sell
He would answer to that:
"But it rhymes awfully well"

So he goes by the name "Mister Rhyme"
On his door he put up a sign
He will write for you if you pay
Leave an impression for a long time to stay
And if you ever doubt his skill to spell
He will answer:
"But it rhymes awfully well"

For those wondering why "Mister Rhyme"
Haven't earned yet a single dime
He's adding syllables, changing here and there a letter
It doesn't look right, but it sounds much better
And his moto is:"It's rhymes awfully well
If you don't like it, then go to hell" [comments] => 5 [counter] => 245 [topic] => 7 [informant] => New_York_Chick [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Myster Rhyme

Contributed by New_York_Chick on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 08:29:12 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I'm introducing a friend of mine
He's always calling himself "Mister Rhyme"
Though his poems do not make much sense
And all the verbs are in the wrong tense
And his poetry books would never sell
He would answer to that:
"But it rhymes awfully well"

So he goes by the name "Mister Rhyme"
On his door he put up a sign
He will write for you if you pay
Leave an impression for a long time to stay
And if you ever doubt his skill to spell
He will answer:
"But it rhymes awfully well"

For those wondering why "Mister Rhyme"
Haven't earned yet a single dime
He's adding syllables, changing here and there a letter
It doesn't look right, but it sounds much better
And his moto is:"It's rhymes awfully well
If you don't like it, then go to hell"

Copyright © New_York_Chick ... [ 2004-03-12 20:29:12]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Myster Rhyme (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 08:37:08 PM AEST
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LOL, this is a very good poem. A nice refreshing read. Good work

Re: Myster Rhyme (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 08:58:22 PM AEST
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Myster rhyme is who i seek,
To make my poetry unique,
But you dont need him, i can tell,
'cause this is written really well!

wildejohnny

Re: Myster Rhyme (User Rating: 1 )
by EternitysLyre on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 09:01:04 PM AEST
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The only thing lacking from an otherwise fantastic poem is a complete excerpt of the horror he composes. I've not yet seen someone who will reliquish content and pride over rhyme, but I do agree, sometimes the rhymes rather take away than add to a poem. I'd stop writing in rhyme if this was about me--but unfortunately, I can write in no other form.

"Detain, derrange, or be estranged; this world will bear no whispers."
~The Palatine Poet

Re: Myster Rhyme (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 09:09:13 PM AEST
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cute! lmao! hugs n' love nessa

Re: Myster Rhyme (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 12:04:25 AM AEST
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LOL...well done....
Jenni

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