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i wish it werent so
everytime i move
i really got to go
my tummy it rumbels
and my body aches
im always on the potty
how much must i take
draged myself to work
my hubby made me go
i'll stay as long as poss.
but im moving pretty slow
i'll take me some pepto
or maybe some tums
and pray i dont fart
because i got the runs [comments] => 13 [counter] => 312 [topic] => 7 [informant] => putteragain [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contributed by putteragain on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 12:05:42 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I hate to admit it
i wish it werent so
everytime i move
i really got to go
my tummy it rumbels
and my body aches
im always on the potty
how much must i take
draged myself to work
my hubby made me go
i'll stay as long as poss.
but im moving pretty slow
i'll take me some pepto
or maybe some tums
and pray i dont fart
because i got the runs




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Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 12:08:52 PM AEST
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You are bawdy for a Christian!
I LIKE YOU!
Hope you feel better soon.
Saying a prayer.
Stitch


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by uchendu on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 12:11:43 PM AEST
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I can only pray for your case... you did a windy poetic work here.. I agree with stitch... please comment on my works, I will like to know ur opinion


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Rakerman1999 on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 12:15:37 PM AEST
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LMAO!!!!!!


Larry


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 12:17:32 PM AEST
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oh my michelle, your a brave poetess! roflmao!! feel better soon hon, gentle hugs n' love nessa


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 03:22:42 PM AEST
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Laughs

your too funny.


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by kailadragon on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 03:43:40 PM AEST
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outrageously funny and awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!keep up the good writing!!!

Kaila Dragon Seonte


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 04:48:22 PM AEST
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LMAO!!!! OUTRAGOUS!!!!! hehehehehe...
OMG I can't stop..........................
Jenni


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by AnGeL_M on Thursday, 11th March 2004 @ 06:35:11 PM AEST
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LMAO very great write I had a good laugh out of this LOL.........~.Love AnGel~


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by markie on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 07:42:54 AM AEST
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Reminds me of the sugerless candy I ate...rumblies in my tumblie....man oh man I hear ya!!! The poem is funny but the situation ....er, um...uh...


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 12th March 2004 @ 04:25:15 PM AEST
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I voted for this poem,
Because i heard a rumour,
That it was, an excellent write,
filled with toilet humour,
It's brilliant, it's witty,
And filled with lots of fun,
Of all your talents showcase,
This is my favourite one!

wildejohnny.


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by Putteragain on Monday, 15th March 2004 @ 06:25:09 PM AEST
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this got the most response ever for me THANKS guys


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by skinsfan on Wednesday, 28th April 2004 @ 10:05:06 PM AEST
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LoL. In cases like this you diffently need to rely on good pincher control. Great job-skinsfan


Re: ooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (User Rating: 1 )
by karoody on Monday, 15th September 2008 @ 08:42:55 AM AEST
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i think i would have told my hubby to kiss my rear end...lol...this is funny, but there are moments when work isn't feasable...
it was cute one day, though. i had this lady that worked with me and she found herself there. and when we heard her tummy rumble, she got all wide eyed. she looked at me and said " uh-oh, trouble's a-brewing! "
it was adorable...
thanks for sharing...
kara




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