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[title] => The Happy Hubby
[time] => 2004-03-10 18:29:49
[hometext] => More sanity!
[bodytext] => Oh, me eyes they’ve lost their twinkle now and me spirit, it lacks lots more These days I find walking to the pub is a flamin’ hard old chore Before I leave, for a kiss from lovey I plead and beg I have to cause, she reckons me six-pack looks too much like a keg. She picks on me clothes ya know cause I dress for comfort now With elastic in me britches I say, “I’ll lose me weight lovey, I vow!” New pants don’t even do their job! Couth and decorum she says they lack Lovey reckons its cause when I bend I reveal, well;.....the bottom part of me back. I’m told me backside is no longer gorgeous, nor round and chumpy These days she says it looks sort of all flat and straight and dumpy Oh I know I don’t smile much no more not like that fella Tom Cruise But how would he feel if his doc told him to give up on all his booze. She loves me ya know and will give me her last dollar from her purse But if I don’t win nothin’ on the pokies she’ll scream and rant and curse If I get sick I don’t see a doctor no more, she sends me t’ the vet for a much less fee Last year he sprayed, crotched and drenched me then he tried to neuter me! She used to say me biceps once were “Temples, made of muscle, sinew and blocks.” Now when we go shopping it’s where she hangs up her new damn frocks She wants me to quit driving now yeah I’ve heard her pointed remarks She does her washing down in the garage and complains about all me skid marks. Marriage to lovey is tough it’s true, but we’ve lasted near on 30 years Where once I had good hearing, now I got hair growin’ out both me ears But there’s something I won’t show ‘er, to hide it I’d walk a mile No matter how much she nags me, I always got me smile. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 242 [topic] => 52 [informant] => twinkletoes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => goodbyepoetry )
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