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[title] => I must have my GOOGLE
[time] => 2004-03-10 10:31:03
[hometext] => anything you want to know
[bodytext] => Where does a searcher go if GOOGLE's on the bum ? Does an adder snake total gum and give a rightful sum, Can two boas hug each other and squeeze themselves to death, I can hardly wait the answer as I stand with baited breath. Does a pod of whales shake their tails as down the sea they rove, Do they have a whale of a party if they swim into a cove, Does a walrus ever shave his beard like a smooth-face seal must do, Does a mammal hippopotamus make love like me and you. I must be frank, you'll think I'm rank, without GOOGLE I am lost If I had a broken GOOGLE, I would fix it, damn the cost, After all is preached and all is reached, I still would like to know, The number of tzetze flies it takes to fill a haystack mow. So if you are a smart one...and your head is filled with thought, You would surely know Ameche when he said, 'What hath God wrought?' Therefore, if the room is empty and there's no one else around, I must have my GOOGLE like a bride who must be gowned. [comments] => 8 [counter] => 257 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 20 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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