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[aid] => mick
[title] => DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA
[time] => 2004-03-08 11:37:29
[hometext] => I just won a dog food contest, I can't believe it.......my critters 6 are at a fancy plush dog resort yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[bodytext] =>  "DOGGY RESORT HEALTH SPA" In my entire lifetime, I've never won anything! I've entered taffy pulling contests, arms hurting! Egg throwing over the fence, mine always broke! Even in my dreams, I'm going for the prize....awoke! So, when I saw the coupon in the bag of dog food I'll have to admit I paused, with myself, I argued...... "Why waste your time, you know you won't win?" "But then on the other side of my brain.... You could, go on, send it in!" It said," Write a little poem about why you feed them Exceed?" I wrote, "I have 6 critters, a lot of dog food I need! When they eat your Exceed, there's very little poop. Healthy, and nourishing, leaves little work for me, the No. 1 Poop Scoop!" It only took one week in all, they gave me a call. "Is this Mrs. Pyle, the No. 1 poop scooper, plus haul?" I couldn't believe the message my phone spoke? "All 6 critters of yours are going to a dog resort for a nice "SunSoak!" Sigh.......a little vacation for me............... I must have been dreaming as the long "Limozeenie" drove into our yard...... Stepping out, two vets in white coats, one security guard. They whisked my critters inside, no time to think! The magic word they said, "Want to Go?" gone, faster than a wink! My Bootie dog promised to write, I got her letter today. "Our dearest Doggie Momma, for us happiness convey........ We sunbath each day, in our lounge chairs, (a picture I enclose.) They feed us their Exceed with gravy, then they let us doze. Sunshine is so bright, and warm here without the Wyoming wind. Our black is blacker, and our cream-white is tan-skinned! Shampoo first, ear clean, also the teeth, clipped toenails next! Painted toe nails, ruby red, "Toastie" protested, perpelxed. You know "Toastie," she can't stand red, and bit the lady's ear! Protective "Looney Tooney" got scared and bit her in the rear! Precious little "Winnie" was pressured, stood at alert, but peed. Nervous "Tiny" jumped on the table, with the lady to plead!! We haven't been as happy ever since our little episode. They make us wear muzzles now, can't eat or download! Your home-made chicken soup is really missed........ No hugs, or PlayToy, and not once have we been kissed! We asked for Mincemeat Bars....they said no treats allowed. No one writes poetry here by computer, and reads them to us aloud! They even took Picy's ball away, she's really down in the mouth! Come to think of it, we're all very sad, with their Love's drought! When Montie gets his day off this week, Wednesday..... Please come rescue your critters 6, our hearts are empty! These dog resorts are nice for some I suppose, fancy. But, without your love and kisses, we'd rather not live..... Your lovingcritter dog, Bootie.  Created by Cheri Cam LeBren for my 6 critters, Bootie, Picy, Tooney, Toastie, and Winnie Poo March 7, 2004 "You can say foolish things to a dog, and the dog will give a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" Dave Berry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And to that I will add, "They give you much self-confidence too?" *smiles* [comments] => 10 [counter] => 340 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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