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[aid] => mick
[title] => Stoned Ramblings
[time] => 2004-02-20 19:03:29
[hometext] => * I wrote this a few months ago while stoned and trippin on anti-depressants. I am now celebrating 26 days of being drug free :) I warn u this is ODD *
[bodytext] => Garthog the monster, he's gonna eat me
The snake'll kill me if I move
There is a cool dryness in my mouth
As my foot starts to shake
The flame starts to expand
As sweat breaks out on my forehead
This wasn't a good idea
The animals are talking to me
Shh! Hear the rumble of the
Democratic freeway
And the birds whisper in the trees
My armpits feel all wierd
My mouth is stuck open
My breething is funny
Oh ****t, Garthog growls like a bear, a teddy bear
My eyes are wider than a babies
Oh sh*t, my foot is tapping
The snake'll kill me
Tramping through the forest
Curled inside me
Oooh! aaah! orgasmic freedom
Dick flapping in the breeze
Man juice trailing, sticking behind
It feels good to be alive!
Curse the brave, dark darkness
Which crawls in my head
And eats away like a cancer
Taking my pleasure, my dream
Away like a dust in a storm
I'm gonna go now
The snake has hold of my foot
And other parts of me are occupied
[comments] => 13
[counter] => 208
[topic] => 7
[informant] => bobotheclown
[notes] =>
[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 10
[ratings] => 2
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
)
Stoned Ramblings
Contributed by
bobotheclown
on
Friday, 20th February 2004 @ 07:03:29 PM in AEST
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Garthog the monster, he's gonna eat me
The snake'll kill me if I move
There is a cool dryness in my mouth
As my foot starts to shake
The flame starts to expand
As sweat breaks out on my forehead
This wasn't a good idea
The animals are talking to me
Shh! Hear the rumble of the
Democratic freeway
And the birds whisper in the trees
My armpits feel all wierd
My mouth is stuck open
My breething is funny
Oh ****t, Garthog growls like a bear, a teddy bear
My eyes are wider than a babies
Oh sh*t, my foot is tapping
The snake'll kill me
Tramping through the forest
Curled inside me
Oooh! aaah! orgasmic freedom
Dick flapping in the breeze
Man juice trailing, sticking behind
It feels good to be alive!
Curse the brave, dark darkness
Which crawls in my head
And eats away like a cancer
Taking my pleasure, my dream
Away like a dust in a storm
I'm gonna go now
The snake has hold of my foot
And other parts of me are occupied
Copyright ©
bobotheclown
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2004-02-20 19:03:29]
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by afraid_of_fear on
Friday, 20th February 2004 @ 07:31:13 PM AEST
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lol, this is quite amusing, i like it :)
oh and thanx for your pm, i will have to check them out sometime..
char x_x_x |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 21st February 2004 @ 11:52:09 AM AEST
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Oh yeah, been there before. *grins* 26 days is good going, take it from me . . .
Honestly anarchic. Garthog sounds like a productive nemesis - don't throw away the key! |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by Chanti on
Sunday, 22nd February 2004 @ 01:57:40 AM AEST
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Haha,
Verrry interesting to read!
"Oh ****t, Garthog growls like a bear, a teddy bear"
Made me laugh. |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by carebear on
Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 11:04:00 PM AEST
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lol....
i love you that was very ODD*
care |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 4th March 2004 @ 07:23:54 AM AEST
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Ah Joel, I congratulate you on being drug free. I know, from seeing friends trying to give up, that it is a very tough ordeal to go through, and I must say, you have done well to be drug free for 26 days.
Anyway, to the poem. Yesh... it was odd, rather odd... but a good poem nonetheless. When I'm on my anti-depressants or drunk, my poems always turn out odd, but I was once told that when you are in a state like that, you are more honest, and your emotions are even more raw then when you are sober. I was also told that the faces of the opposite gender appear 25% more attractive to you... must try that one out sometimes.
And now I'm rambling and getting sore wrists and fingers.
Interesting poem Joel, I enjoyed it.
- Stacey |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by ladyfawn on
Monday, 8th March 2004 @ 01:59:46 AM AEST
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yeah joel, you were trippin' lol, this is an amazing poem, i absolutely love it! makes perfect sense to me, *wonders is that scary?* congrats on your new found freedom off drugs, one day at a time hon, hugs n' love nessa
@->>->- |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by Jason_Robert_Britt on
Wednesday, 10th March 2004 @ 04:00:01 AM AEST
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| Hey Bobo... odd doesn't cut it! This was vividly and creatively hillarious! Siskel and Ebert give it TWO THUMBS UP! . I say POO to SOBRIETY! You should write like this more often... great lines about the Democratic freeway and your dick flapping and man juice and all that! (KKKKiinnnda mammamade a me horrnnnaaay!) just kidding. Don't mind me, I think your poem gave me a contact high. Peace out lil bro! |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by Cynthia on
Saturday, 13th March 2004 @ 12:16:30 AM AEST
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| bobo, this is cute. I guess it is odd. *S* Cynthia |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by persia on
Sunday, 14th March 2004 @ 09:39:58 AM AEST
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Dis iz amazing-u hold so much pain within u.
i luv dis-its like ur dyin'
persia |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by yellow_sundragon on
Tuesday, 16th March 2004 @ 08:51:41 PM AEST
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Odd.... hmm... I would call it unique... but odd works too...
lol
*J* |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by arden on
Thursday, 18th March 2004 @ 12:03:15 AM AEST
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lol very interesting. i liked it. well done keep it up.
Arden |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by STRaNGe_LiNDSeY on
Tuesday, 30th March 2004 @ 09:00:14 PM AEST
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| again a VERY great write. |
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Re: Stoned Ramblings
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by Soulless on
Sunday, 4th April 2004 @ 10:53:17 PM AEST
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First of all congrats of keeping away from drugs for a good amount of time. Hope you continue to stay away from them. Anywho back to the poem, it was like you said odd. Thats what I like about it. Not all have to make sense. I enjoy those who dont because I can forever search for hidden meanings interperated in this.
Kisses,
~Soulless~ |
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