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Array ( [sid] => 35306 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => She Went Too Far [time] => 2004-02-17 10:19:24 [hometext] => Take it easy, girls [bodytext] => On bended knee I plead with thee,
Come live with me, soon we'll be three.

Don't like my looks? Don't throw out hooks,
Go check the books, I'm under.. cooks.

You changed your mind, the paper's signed,
The drawers are lined and ma I'll find.

I can't have you and not ma, too,
And pa's on cue, before you're thru.

I guess you're right, no cause to fight,
We're all polite, bring them on site.

Oh my, Oh my, I've cause to sigh,
Your folks are high, smells just like rye.

You're ma's an 'ug', you pa's a thug,
Each looks a bug, upon a rug.

Sorry I, the price too high,
Your folks should live, within a sty.

So long, my dear, I will not leer,
Our end is near, I'm sure that's clear [comments] => 4 [counter] => 180 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

She Went Too Far

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 17th February 2004 @ 10:19:24 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

On bended knee I plead with thee,
Come live with me, soon we'll be three.

Don't like my looks? Don't throw out hooks,
Go check the books, I'm under.. cooks.

You changed your mind, the paper's signed,
The drawers are lined and ma I'll find.

I can't have you and not ma, too,
And pa's on cue, before you're thru.

I guess you're right, no cause to fight,
We're all polite, bring them on site.

Oh my, Oh my, I've cause to sigh,
Your folks are high, smells just like rye.

You're ma's an 'ug', you pa's a thug,
Each looks a bug, upon a rug.

Sorry I, the price too high,
Your folks should live, within a sty.

So long, my dear, I will not leer,
Our end is near, I'm sure that's clear

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-02-17 10:19:24]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: She Went Too Far (User Rating: 1 )
by lil_angel on Tuesday, 17th February 2004 @ 11:35:27 AM AEST
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Good write....good use of rhyme and rythem

Re: She Went Too Far (User Rating: 1 )
by Putteragain on Tuesday, 17th February 2004 @ 01:52:07 PM AEST
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what a way to say good bye you are such a good poet i love your stuff norm so funny

michelle

Re: She Went Too Far (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Wednesday, 18th February 2004 @ 05:09:23 AM AEST
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Well Norm my friend.......where in the world did that one come from?!
Very good, very good!
You write excellent poetry.....I think?
consue

Re: She Went Too Far (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 11:13:45 AM AEST
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I've got to admit, you make me smile.
Stitch

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