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[aid] => mick
[title] => THE BUST
[time] => 2004-02-15 18:33:55
[hometext] => Is your life boring? and you need a little fun? Then make some!
[bodytext] =>  My son Montie is 24, we live together. Nice arrangement for us both, our lives couldn't be brighter. Sometimes people just think this is strange? We don't care..for them we won't change. I don't tell him what to do, and likewise, he wouldn't date do that to me! He studies a lot, and I write a lot of poetry. We have six dogs, we share the bills, works out quite nicely! But still some people question this blindly? When someone calls here at home I'm the one to answer. I have a high voice like a child, this really makes them wonder? The people where he works begin to tease. "You don't really live with your mom, Montie, you have a girlfriend, and 6 puppies!" Of course they have never seen me, I don't go out in the cold much......... Montie asked if I'd help him escape this clutch? "Come in the store, and act real mean, no one will will know you! After we bust them, I'll introduce you as my Mom, quite a breakthrough!!" When I opened the door to the store... I waited until there wasn't a customer. Then I stepped to the counter, so Montie could see me, he's a good actor? I realized then that I couldn't be mean. I asked, "Do you wash your hands before you put on those gloves. I want to make sure you are clean?" Well, Montie dutifully kept a straight face, and offered to wash. Then he reapplied his gloves, and I asked the same of the woman, her expression was "Oh, My Gosh!" I learned later she was the manager, and didn't have the slightest idea of whom I was? "What kind of drinks do you have, do you have any booze........???? a pause........... The lady stepped into the back, she was going to lose it. I called Montie "Sonny", my heart was giggling, this was a real fun skit! Next I attacked the food, and said that I couldn't see the price.....they should make their menus larger! By now everyone was a little nervous, I was about to bust my garter! I stepped to the cashier to pay my bill. and faked "No money!" "Do you have some dishes I can wash, this isn't funny?" The little cashier was so sweet, she assured me there were plenty of dishes in the back! I was truly amazed, no one laughed, they really had lots of tack! I had to think of a way to get out of this place? So, I wrote a check, and said to the sweet litte cashier, "The last name is Pyle." She motioned to Montie and said, "Oh, that's his name too!", with a smile. I said to Montie, "Is that your first name, Sonny?" Still without a smile or any trace of recognition, he replied, "Montie." With a look of astonishment, I then said, "Really, now, that's my sons name too!": "What's your middle name, Sonny?" Montie said, "LeMontie." "Well I'll be jiggered, that's what I named my son too!" They were all busted and stunned, through and through....... Everyone really laughed, it was especially rewarding for we two! Created by Cheri Cam LeBren February 13, 2004 "I'd completely forgotten it was Friday the 13th...... a perfect day for a "Bust!" *smiles* [comments] => 8 [counter] => 165 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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