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Array ( [sid] => 34386 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Where's the Fish? [time] => 2004-02-09 12:44:26 [hometext] => IamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishI amafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIa mafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIa mafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIa mafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIa mafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIamafishIa mafishIamafis [bodytext] => Super hero's on vikadin,
Cardinal bishop likes to sin,
Monkey's choke on seeded oil,
Rivers begin to burn and boil,
Middle east goes up in smoke,
Cos' Bush is high on coke,
Geniticaly modified flying sheep,
Make it harder for you to sleep,
People make money on the street,
By licking dried ***** off your feet,
Politicians bomb your house,
Dictators rape and kill your spouse,
Blair is now clinicaly insane,
Michael Jackson's after boys again,
Vanilla Ice is dead gone,
Thank god he has no son,
Liqur stores go up in flames,
The communists get the blame,
Aliens come down to find our leader,
They meet up with a methz dealer,
Get so high, fly into the moon,
While Uri Gellar bends his spoon,
while hyptonising pedafiles,
No need for a public trial,
Jordan has such great big ****,
And she also never spits,
Crazy bikers run over the old,
Then their kidneys will be sold,
To kung-fu china men,
Serving time in the pen,
George bests been drinking again,
A new way to find some fame,
Tony Blair has a stick up his ****,
Put there by bush, his government is a farce,
But I guess no-one cares,
It doesnt affect bus fares,
And hey, we still have the lottery,
And Robert Downey Jrs Guide to 'pot'tery [comments] => 4 [counter] => 178 [topic] => 60 [informant] => alecfernadez [notes] => .....edited by mod_6 for language....09-02-04 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => insomniac )

Where's the Fish?

Contributed by alecfernadez on Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 12:44:26 PM in AEST
Topic: insomniac

Super hero's on vikadin,
Cardinal bishop likes to sin,
Monkey's choke on seeded oil,
Rivers begin to burn and boil,
Middle east goes up in smoke,
Cos' Bush is high on coke,
Geniticaly modified flying sheep,
Make it harder for you to sleep,
People make money on the street,
By licking dried ***** off your feet,
Politicians bomb your house,
Dictators rape and kill your spouse,
Blair is now clinicaly insane,
Michael Jackson's after boys again,
Vanilla Ice is dead gone,
Thank god he has no son,
Liqur stores go up in flames,
The communists get the blame,
Aliens come down to find our leader,
They meet up with a methz dealer,
Get so high, fly into the moon,
While Uri Gellar bends his spoon,
while hyptonising pedafiles,
No need for a public trial,
Jordan has such great big ****,
And she also never spits,
Crazy bikers run over the old,
Then their kidneys will be sold,
To kung-fu china men,
Serving time in the pen,
George bests been drinking again,
A new way to find some fame,
Tony Blair has a stick up his ****,
Put there by bush, his government is a farce,
But I guess no-one cares,
It doesnt affect bus fares,
And hey, we still have the lottery,
And Robert Downey Jrs Guide to 'pot'tery

Copyright © alecfernadez ... [ 2004-02-09 12:44:26]
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Re: Where's the Fish? (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Monday, 9th February 2004 @ 12:47:29 PM AEST
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lol. I've always wanted to read a poem with the line;

'While Uri Gellar bends his spoon'.

and now I have! lol.

Re: Where's the Fish? (User Rating: 1 )
by pbeaman on Wednesday, 11th February 2004 @ 10:57:56 AM AEST
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that was awesome!
good job

Re: Where's the Fish? (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 12th February 2004 @ 08:53:33 PM AEST
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Well, you tell it like it is. Hurrah for you. Somedays it seems the whole world has gone mad. Bush and Blair are brainless and we need to tilt a little more toward a socialist attitude (not too far to the left mind you) and give the power back to the people. The politicians aren't doing a damn bit of good. Solid material, little rough for me, but solid.
Rita

Re: Where's the Fish? (User Rating: 1 )
by Seans_Girl on Sunday, 7th August 2005 @ 03:37:24 AM AEST
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llama is spelled with two "l"s

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