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[sid] => 33965
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The Poet's Need for Creme
[time] => 2004-02-05 14:12:31
[hometext] => For a chuckle
[bodytext] => There is a lady poetess who's in the need of help, Her liquor bottle has run down and she's begun to whelp, She begged me to administer a call for poet's aid, Her checking fund for spirits has been used for marmalade. She cannot stand the feeling that her head is not aspin, Her walk's become quite stable and her reel is not a sin, Condition, this does please her like a smite upon the head, If she doesn't get some Creme, she will wish that she was dead. Irish Creme she fancies, can you blame her if she's dry, I wish she gave the problem to some other poet guy, What I have to ask is chinchy, but the matter calls for so, Send a buck or two to normy, and I'll send it on to Joe. I'm sure you realize from the start that Joe is not her name, It merely is her nom de plume, and who of us can blame, This poor one needs a drink right now and all of us can say, We saved a poet's liquid need, Now all stand up, Hurray!!! [comments] => 6 [counter] => 210 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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