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[aid] => mick
[title] => MY NEW PET
[time] => 2004-02-05 01:41:56
[hometext] => As you know I have 6 dogs, wanted a pet to go places with me. This is a funny joke, indulge yourself in a little laughter!
[bodytext] =>  As you are well aware, I have 6 dogs in my care. I want a pet to take with me. I need one for the company. The pet store fellow States you need one mellow. How's about an insect? For you that would be perfect! He showed me the bugs. Firebugs, bedbugs, slugs. It was the centipede I took. A million leg outlook! Next day was Sunday, Church Can't leave "Centie" in a lurch I ask "Centie" if he would go? My voice was low and slow. No answer came back Time to use my soundtrack Louder now, and higher too! Still no answer, what will I do? I put my face near to his cage, And yelled, like in a rage. "Centie" to Church I'm going. Want to come, the Lord's aglowing?" Scroll down please..... You'll be laughing with ease! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A wee voice said, "I can't refuse, I heard you the first time..... I'm putting on my Sunday shoes! The joke I found online from it, i created the poem, just for you at YPDC CheriCamLeBren February 2004 You can never laugh too much...so laugh some more!  "I just keep waiting for the other shoes to drop!" *smiles* [comments] => 6 [counter] => 166 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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